Fly-over w/ hat toss
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
In-freaking-sane
Homeless people walking across Broadway in DROVES, sketchy staged readings, hysterical CFO's, bizarro consultants, and shady printers. All in a mothafuggin days work.
I am more likely to act maternal towards certain friends...what is the meaning?
Hung out during Stacey's accupuncture procedure...read Lucky....two issues. I need more money.
Homeless people walking across Broadway in DROVES, sketchy staged readings, hysterical CFO's, bizarro consultants, and shady printers. All in a mothafuggin days work.
I am more likely to act maternal towards certain friends...what is the meaning?
Hung out during Stacey's accupuncture procedure...read Lucky....two issues. I need more money.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Butt hurt
I just haven't posted a decent entry in a GREAT WHILE. My body is just trying to catch up from all this abuse I've put it through. MEH.
The show is over, BUT I have auditions for a dinner playhouse next week! Its running Fiddler, Blood Brothers, I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change, and Grease. New headshots on Sunday. I'm working with Rob Hawthorne--this past week he's been in Cabo shooting the Broncos cheerleaders for their swimsuit catalog. He must LOATHE his life.
I'm OD-ing on the Springs set #2 of friends. I am a true playa.
Chris is most likely in Germany right now. I heart that kid.
Tanner is IN Germany, but will be heading back to Iraq for 20 more days...then he is all mine. Muahahah! Sushi fest, people.
I have a RIDICULOUS amount of photos in which to post. Stay tuned.
I just haven't posted a decent entry in a GREAT WHILE. My body is just trying to catch up from all this abuse I've put it through. MEH.
The show is over, BUT I have auditions for a dinner playhouse next week! Its running Fiddler, Blood Brothers, I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change, and Grease. New headshots on Sunday. I'm working with Rob Hawthorne--this past week he's been in Cabo shooting the Broncos cheerleaders for their swimsuit catalog. He must LOATHE his life.
I'm OD-ing on the Springs set #2 of friends. I am a true playa.
Chris is most likely in Germany right now. I heart that kid.
Tanner is IN Germany, but will be heading back to Iraq for 20 more days...then he is all mine. Muahahah! Sushi fest, people.
I have a RIDICULOUS amount of photos in which to post. Stay tuned.
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
No rest for the wicked
Dear G-D, I had an hour of sleep last night. The past 12 hours have been HELL on wheels. I don't remember driving to work this morning.
Last night, however, was mucho kickass---thanks to the SPRINGS PowWow troupe #541.
This weekend is going to be superb---closing weekend of the show, and I have mucho people coming every night to see it. You all rule.
NAP.
Dear G-D, I had an hour of sleep last night. The past 12 hours have been HELL on wheels. I don't remember driving to work this morning.
Last night, however, was mucho kickass---thanks to the SPRINGS PowWow troupe #541.
This weekend is going to be superb---closing weekend of the show, and I have mucho people coming every night to see it. You all rule.
NAP.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
I hate to be a bitch, but...
Auditions in two weeks for the dinner theatre...oh, its ON. I am getting my headshots done by THE Rob Hawthorne, which is fabulous. Performance Now is doing Secret Garden this next winter...UGH. No thanks. Mandy, you nailed it.
Women are a dime a dozen in NY...
We open in two days.
THE. DAY. OF. THE. SHOW. YA'LL.
I miss the Chris-meister.
DEAD CALVES.
New agency?
HANG NAIL.
Seeing way too many breasts this week. WTF?
NO energy.
Cherry Limeade OBSESSION.
Auditions in two weeks for the dinner theatre...oh, its ON. I am getting my headshots done by THE Rob Hawthorne, which is fabulous. Performance Now is doing Secret Garden this next winter...UGH. No thanks. Mandy, you nailed it.
Women are a dime a dozen in NY...
We open in two days.
THE. DAY. OF. THE. SHOW. YA'LL.
I miss the Chris-meister.
DEAD CALVES.
New agency?
HANG NAIL.
Seeing way too many breasts this week. WTF?
NO energy.
Cherry Limeade OBSESSION.
We have eaten, and are satisfied
Day two down. Holy CRAP, I have so much shit to do at work tomorrow. Organize a retreat, work on that excel project, and completely update the death policy...contacting every single county on a wild goose chase. GOOD times. And those are just the *major* projects. I also need to find a venue for our CMS celeb.
Met with JYW and Erik w/ Bias to discuss high holy days. Erik hooked me up with passes to the Mag launch party this weekend in LoDo. Sweet jodi blue eyes...I'll have to go post-opening.
Don't go numero DOS in the dressing room bizathroom, biotch.
Tilapia pudding.
NO TIME.
I have looked at the clock EXACTLY at 11:11 both times today. Ugh.
I need a vaykay.
Day two down. Holy CRAP, I have so much shit to do at work tomorrow. Organize a retreat, work on that excel project, and completely update the death policy...contacting every single county on a wild goose chase. GOOD times. And those are just the *major* projects. I also need to find a venue for our CMS celeb.
Met with JYW and Erik w/ Bias to discuss high holy days. Erik hooked me up with passes to the Mag launch party this weekend in LoDo. Sweet jodi blue eyes...I'll have to go post-opening.
Don't go numero DOS in the dressing room bizathroom, biotch.
Tilapia pudding.
NO TIME.
I have looked at the clock EXACTLY at 11:11 both times today. Ugh.
I need a vaykay.
Monday, June 06, 2005
You don't know
Night one of Sweet Charity tech: DOWN. A zillion more to follow...
I invented spellcheck.
Sometimes you can get a little too excited about Sonic popcorn chicken. I.E. = moi.
Last night was an absolute blast. Chris and Kendra came up from the Springs for a rousing bout of karaoke and rable-rousing up in Denver. Travis and Jordan made a cameo towards the end of the evening---photos to come. Irish car bombs? Uh yes. Britney rendition? Its a given. Having some random dude stuff singles down my shirt? Classy. Wayne Newton look-alike giving me a rose formed from a bar napkin? Priceless.
Purchase of new character shoes today...a new dawn.
I need to get to Chi-town.
Snagged some new running shorts today...
This schedule is allowing me NO LIFE. Meh. The show must go on.
I enjoy the LCC, but it could be bigger.
Salsa dancing in the Springs in TWO weeks: let the countdown commence!
JYW event tomorrow--and I did receive 2 email alerts that single, Jewish men would be in attendance.
It never ceases to amaze me.
Is it Friday yet?
Night one of Sweet Charity tech: DOWN. A zillion more to follow...
I invented spellcheck.
Sometimes you can get a little too excited about Sonic popcorn chicken. I.E. = moi.
Last night was an absolute blast. Chris and Kendra came up from the Springs for a rousing bout of karaoke and rable-rousing up in Denver. Travis and Jordan made a cameo towards the end of the evening---photos to come. Irish car bombs? Uh yes. Britney rendition? Its a given. Having some random dude stuff singles down my shirt? Classy. Wayne Newton look-alike giving me a rose formed from a bar napkin? Priceless.
Purchase of new character shoes today...a new dawn.
I need to get to Chi-town.
Snagged some new running shorts today...
This schedule is allowing me NO LIFE. Meh. The show must go on.
I enjoy the LCC, but it could be bigger.
Salsa dancing in the Springs in TWO weeks: let the countdown commence!
JYW event tomorrow--and I did receive 2 email alerts that single, Jewish men would be in attendance.
It never ceases to amaze me.
Is it Friday yet?
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Update Bonanza
Wow, the past two weeks have been EL hectic.
The AFA graduation was sweet...the musical opens next weekend, and I am sooo getting burned out on el job. I am more than ready to go to CSU this fall. Oh, its HAPPENING. I'm also getting fed up with the show already---sure, it will be better when we're actually RUNNING. Rehearsals are just eating up any and ALL of my free time. This, in turn, is making me stressed out and with little time to spend with people. So my apologies are extended in your general direction, folks....if it has seemed like I have been avoiding you.
The excitement will soon be on the wane.
I loathe transitions.
I need to go run. Adieu-
Wow, the past two weeks have been EL hectic.
The AFA graduation was sweet...the musical opens next weekend, and I am sooo getting burned out on el job. I am more than ready to go to CSU this fall. Oh, its HAPPENING. I'm also getting fed up with the show already---sure, it will be better when we're actually RUNNING. Rehearsals are just eating up any and ALL of my free time. This, in turn, is making me stressed out and with little time to spend with people. So my apologies are extended in your general direction, folks....if it has seemed like I have been avoiding you.
The excitement will soon be on the wane.
I loathe transitions.
I need to go run. Adieu-
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
MOVING = HELL.
This week is dragging like that freaking 124 pound catfish that guy caught. Is it just me, or did that thing look like a bloated, dead body? UNKOSHER.
Work shmork.
Shabbat Unplugged.
---I've gotta digest 3 chapters of Covey before Friday morn. UGH.
I need an iBook NOW. Just UPGRADE to the 512.
This weekend = glorious.
Ciao-
This week is dragging like that freaking 124 pound catfish that guy caught. Is it just me, or did that thing look like a bloated, dead body? UNKOSHER.
Work shmork.
Shabbat Unplugged.
---I've gotta digest 3 chapters of Covey before Friday morn. UGH.
I need an iBook NOW. Just UPGRADE to the 512.
This weekend = glorious.
Ciao-
Saturday, May 21, 2005
That duck ate my 50 bucks
Last night hit up JYW, then picked up Jon's shite at MAC. Headed down to the SPRANGS for some good times--Memphis BBQ/barring/wenching. Hit the go-cart place...rocked some laser tag and v. reality crap.
Wrapped up the evening at the V Bar. Had some incredibly girlie maritinis, discussed the vast intricacies of life, and then crashed. Drove back up from the Springs this AM, showered at the rents' house, and headed to musical rehearsal at noon. Sprung loose from musical rehearsal at 5:45, headed back to the rents for a SOLID run. Ran into Zach and Eli at the lake whilst running...TRES bizarre. Almost stepped on a snake. Ugh.
And now the sun is going down...all the windows are open, and I am sitting here in my knickers taking down a fuzzy navel. The breeze is DELICIOUS.
Tonight I'm putting together an action plan to get all my shit into CSU by the end of the week. We can DO it.
I am in desperate need of a shower post-run and 5 hours of dance.
CONTAINS SULFITES.
Last night hit up JYW, then picked up Jon's shite at MAC. Headed down to the SPRANGS for some good times--Memphis BBQ/barring/wenching. Hit the go-cart place...rocked some laser tag and v. reality crap.
Wrapped up the evening at the V Bar. Had some incredibly girlie maritinis, discussed the vast intricacies of life, and then crashed. Drove back up from the Springs this AM, showered at the rents' house, and headed to musical rehearsal at noon. Sprung loose from musical rehearsal at 5:45, headed back to the rents for a SOLID run. Ran into Zach and Eli at the lake whilst running...TRES bizarre. Almost stepped on a snake. Ugh.
And now the sun is going down...all the windows are open, and I am sitting here in my knickers taking down a fuzzy navel. The breeze is DELICIOUS.
Tonight I'm putting together an action plan to get all my shit into CSU by the end of the week. We can DO it.
I am in desperate need of a shower post-run and 5 hours of dance.
CONTAINS SULFITES.
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Great skills
Work was killer today; definitely felt like work.
Ran my 3.
HOLY SHIT. Eli found someone to take over my half of the lease. She could be moving in as early as NEXT WEEK!! I am AMAZED. Hoorah extra mulah in which to play with. Muahahaha!
I have such a crush on Seal.
Jon is coming up tomorrow for Mac purchasation @ Cherry Creek. Karaoke? Most likely. Margs? Count on it.
I need to shop. LONG overdue.
I need some gatorade.
Work was killer today; definitely felt like work.
Ran my 3.
HOLY SHIT. Eli found someone to take over my half of the lease. She could be moving in as early as NEXT WEEK!! I am AMAZED. Hoorah extra mulah in which to play with. Muahahaha!
I have such a crush on Seal.
Jon is coming up tomorrow for Mac purchasation @ Cherry Creek. Karaoke? Most likely. Margs? Count on it.
I need to shop. LONG overdue.
I need some gatorade.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Sunday, May 15, 2005
Flashy McFlasherson
This weekend = seemed like NO weekend. Ugh.
Heavy duty rehearsal ALL weekend. Spent some time with Jon last night---brainstormed for the new marketing campaign for JYW and had some great times. Parents returned from the cruise this evening. Wing night. GRAY'S Anatomy. I like that show entirely too much.
CHICAGO.
And now I run.
This weekend = seemed like NO weekend. Ugh.
Heavy duty rehearsal ALL weekend. Spent some time with Jon last night---brainstormed for the new marketing campaign for JYW and had some great times. Parents returned from the cruise this evening. Wing night. GRAY'S Anatomy. I like that show entirely too much.
CHICAGO.
And now I run.
Friday, May 13, 2005
Thursday, May 12, 2005
TURN AROUND
Just returned from our JYW HEEB Magazine event. Good times. Going to Hillel tomorrow pre-Josh speaking engagement to help host. We plan on meeting various HOT, DU Jewish boys.
HOORAH networking. I met this chick who is an accupuncture specialist...she is totally hooking me up in the next few weeks. Moi = excited. Just LET THE ENERGY FLOW.
I realized that my creativity has been SQUELCHED, thanks to the corporate enviro. I need to surround myself with some more crazy ass people to keep my energy and creativity at optimum flow.
I AM THE CANDY MAN
Just returned from our JYW HEEB Magazine event. Good times. Going to Hillel tomorrow pre-Josh speaking engagement to help host. We plan on meeting various HOT, DU Jewish boys.
HOORAH networking. I met this chick who is an accupuncture specialist...she is totally hooking me up in the next few weeks. Moi = excited. Just LET THE ENERGY FLOW.
I realized that my creativity has been SQUELCHED, thanks to the corporate enviro. I need to surround myself with some more crazy ass people to keep my energy and creativity at optimum flow.
I AM THE CANDY MAN
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Sing it if you understand...
So here's the dealio: Cingular needs to give me my freaking money back. It has almost taken them a MONTH to refund an extra payment into my account. Redonkulous.
Jon was FIRED by his doctor. I. AM. CRACKING.
Making some TAN progress. WOOT.
Hit up the elliptical post-work. SWEAT.
Go home.
So here's the dealio: Cingular needs to give me my freaking money back. It has almost taken them a MONTH to refund an extra payment into my account. Redonkulous.
Jon was FIRED by his doctor. I. AM. CRACKING.
Making some TAN progress. WOOT.
Hit up the elliptical post-work. SWEAT.
Go home.
Monday, May 09, 2005
Should be in bed...
I'm loving the Moleskine. Everyone should have them. Ideas about...
You RULE, Jon.
So I got the promotion. Hoorah for a 20% raise!! WOOT. Post-work I ran 3.5 miles, and it felt good. REALLY good. Let's do it again tomorrow. :0)
Music rehearsal in Littleton tomorrow pm...good times.
FLIP YOUR WINGS AND FLY TO DADDY.
I miss the fam.
I'm loving the Moleskine. Everyone should have them. Ideas about...
You RULE, Jon.
So I got the promotion. Hoorah for a 20% raise!! WOOT. Post-work I ran 3.5 miles, and it felt good. REALLY good. Let's do it again tomorrow. :0)
Music rehearsal in Littleton tomorrow pm...good times.
FLIP YOUR WINGS AND FLY TO DADDY.
I miss the fam.
Saturday, May 07, 2005
MY RETINAS!
Dear G-d, today I was supposed to hit up the Kinetics fest in Boulder with Iman. We ended up going and ditching because it was WAY TOO FREAKING cold. We hit the art museum instead, and it was fabulous. *hence my photos below*
So from 7:45a-5:15p Iman unt moi were on the road. Good times and STRESSFUL times, thanks to the freaking CINCO DE MAYO fest in LoDo. UGH.
People cruising with Mexican flags hanging out their window. This is ALL I have to say.
I smell like tan.
Dear G-d, today I was supposed to hit up the Kinetics fest in Boulder with Iman. We ended up going and ditching because it was WAY TOO FREAKING cold. We hit the art museum instead, and it was fabulous. *hence my photos below*
So from 7:45a-5:15p Iman unt moi were on the road. Good times and STRESSFUL times, thanks to the freaking CINCO DE MAYO fest in LoDo. UGH.
People cruising with Mexican flags hanging out their window. This is ALL I have to say.
I smell like tan.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
I love her and she's loving me
I am a Gatorade HO.
My T&A's are also fried to hell....please make a note. $60 FOR INDOOR TANNING LOTION? WTF? My rep from Alpha (male) had some recommendations for moi. Bizarre yet incredibly resourceful.
Interview tomorrow. Scared/excited. Yay promotions.
ALSO: Golf lesson tomorrow afternoon. I'll be able to work my new polo shirt bought SPECIFICALLY for said lesson. And glove. I'm really hoping I don't completely suck ass.
Sue's b-day is today. WOOT. Taking her out to dinner tomorrow night post-golf. I'm sure I'll smell like a turd covered in burnt hair, but we'll see. Or....smell.
Free tickets to Kinetics this weekend. Orgasmic.
Hit the gym tonight, as well as last night. 2 days down, so we can definitely say I'm back in the wannabe fitness club. YESSSS!
Listening to the Revolver LP. DEE-LISH.
I am a Gatorade HO.
My T&A's are also fried to hell....please make a note. $60 FOR INDOOR TANNING LOTION? WTF? My rep from Alpha (male) had some recommendations for moi. Bizarre yet incredibly resourceful.
Interview tomorrow. Scared/excited. Yay promotions.
ALSO: Golf lesson tomorrow afternoon. I'll be able to work my new polo shirt bought SPECIFICALLY for said lesson. And glove. I'm really hoping I don't completely suck ass.
Sue's b-day is today. WOOT. Taking her out to dinner tomorrow night post-golf. I'm sure I'll smell like a turd covered in burnt hair, but we'll see. Or....smell.
Free tickets to Kinetics this weekend. Orgasmic.
Hit the gym tonight, as well as last night. 2 days down, so we can definitely say I'm back in the wannabe fitness club. YESSSS!
Listening to the Revolver LP. DEE-LISH.
Monday, May 02, 2005
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Flying J
Post-rehearsal I hit up the Springs with Chris---I would highly recommend the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Highly entertaining. Sweet. Hilarious. I loved it. That was definitely the first time I snuck a Jamba juice into the theatre INSIDE my jacket. CLASS.
Sam Rockwell = genius.
SCORPIONS. *scissor kick*
Broke the leavened fast at Zio's. HOORAH ladyfingers.
I also most certainly suck ass at bowling. Its done. NOT an area of talent for moi.
On my way to rehearsal...its also official: I AM OUT OF JELLO. Send in the troops.
ALSO: Those of you in the Denver area, we have the editor of HEEB magazine coming to LoDo in two weeks.
WHAT WOULD BARABARA DO?
Post-rehearsal I hit up the Springs with Chris---I would highly recommend the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Highly entertaining. Sweet. Hilarious. I loved it. That was definitely the first time I snuck a Jamba juice into the theatre INSIDE my jacket. CLASS.
Sam Rockwell = genius.
SCORPIONS. *scissor kick*
Broke the leavened fast at Zio's. HOORAH ladyfingers.
I also most certainly suck ass at bowling. Its done. NOT an area of talent for moi.
On my way to rehearsal...its also official: I AM OUT OF JELLO. Send in the troops.
ALSO: Those of you in the Denver area, we have the editor of HEEB magazine coming to LoDo in two weeks.
WHAT WOULD BARABARA DO?
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Friday is no pants day
I got a free ticket to the Warped Tour in July. Damn, I love hookups. I could very well go all summer without paying for one ticket to a show.
FROU FROU-Breathe In
There is a fucking SCREWDRIVER IN MY HEAD. This pain is so schitz...I can't deal. I absolutely loathe being on meds.
Watched the musical tonight, and I must say: I hate cheese AND love with a crappy ending. I demand a happy ending if cheese is involved. DEPRESSING. REASON #784 why I should stop dating.
Doc appointment tomorrow morn. Woot.
Today was pleasant until my head started to disintigrate. I swear these meds are slowly killing me. Meh. I received flowers, a Starbuck's card, and a LOVELY din din from Corporate bosses. How I love my people. I really have it together, as far as work is concerned. It seems so typical that I get bored occasionally when things are actually flowing in a NORMAL manner.
Is that a hunk of salad or a blood clot?
Alan's novel is juicy. No. JUICY, I am telling you. Decadent. Fudge.
I can no longer TASTE pudding.
I love my parents.
I woke up tonight and realized that I have really decent friends out here. I've been depending on myself for EVERYTHING since I moved here...and now. Well, I've actually formed a social infastructure that works.
I'm amazed. But I still want Kyle.
I'm golfing next week, and it is going to be GLORIOUS.
I said MAUVE!
I got a free ticket to the Warped Tour in July. Damn, I love hookups. I could very well go all summer without paying for one ticket to a show.
FROU FROU-Breathe In
There is a fucking SCREWDRIVER IN MY HEAD. This pain is so schitz...I can't deal. I absolutely loathe being on meds.
Watched the musical tonight, and I must say: I hate cheese AND love with a crappy ending. I demand a happy ending if cheese is involved. DEPRESSING. REASON #784 why I should stop dating.
Doc appointment tomorrow morn. Woot.
Today was pleasant until my head started to disintigrate. I swear these meds are slowly killing me. Meh. I received flowers, a Starbuck's card, and a LOVELY din din from Corporate bosses. How I love my people. I really have it together, as far as work is concerned. It seems so typical that I get bored occasionally when things are actually flowing in a NORMAL manner.
Is that a hunk of salad or a blood clot?
Alan's novel is juicy. No. JUICY, I am telling you. Decadent. Fudge.
I can no longer TASTE pudding.
I love my parents.
I woke up tonight and realized that I have really decent friends out here. I've been depending on myself for EVERYTHING since I moved here...and now. Well, I've actually formed a social infastructure that works.
I'm amazed. But I still want Kyle.
I'm golfing next week, and it is going to be GLORIOUS.
I said MAUVE!
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
I just have to say...
Erica Dorsey, you are kickin ass.
Still haven't avenged the WT photo cd as of yet. BLAH.
Today was the first day I have driven in 3 days. YESSS. YAY muscle relaxers! WOOT WOOT!
First music rehearsal was tonight, and I kicked BUTT. UGH! I'VE BEEN MISSING THIS SOOO MUCH! IT feeds me! It REALLY does. Oh G-d, it was fabulous.
Red Rocks tomorrow for din din. Follow up with the doc on Thursday MO-NIN.
Galaxy on Saturday. Oh...it is ON.
Finally saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but I was on vicodin and REALLY, REALLY tired. I should probably watch it again...I doubt it will make as much sense as it did last time around.
WHY oh WHY did I decide to try to eat nuts tonight? My jaw is PISSED.
We just FARE well in social interactions---prepared or unprepared.
I feel like I deserve things too much, I believe. Often to the point of not being PROACTIVE and making them come about. I need to work on this. I think this is just a fancy way of saying I AM LAZY.
IS THIS A SALES CALL?!?!
81%
Erica Dorsey, you are kickin ass.
Still haven't avenged the WT photo cd as of yet. BLAH.
Today was the first day I have driven in 3 days. YESSS. YAY muscle relaxers! WOOT WOOT!
First music rehearsal was tonight, and I kicked BUTT. UGH! I'VE BEEN MISSING THIS SOOO MUCH! IT feeds me! It REALLY does. Oh G-d, it was fabulous.
Red Rocks tomorrow for din din. Follow up with the doc on Thursday MO-NIN.
Galaxy on Saturday. Oh...it is ON.
Finally saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but I was on vicodin and REALLY, REALLY tired. I should probably watch it again...I doubt it will make as much sense as it did last time around.
WHY oh WHY did I decide to try to eat nuts tonight? My jaw is PISSED.
We just FARE well in social interactions---prepared or unprepared.
I feel like I deserve things too much, I believe. Often to the point of not being PROACTIVE and making them come about. I need to work on this. I think this is just a fancy way of saying I AM LAZY.
IS THIS A SALES CALL?!?!
81%
Sunday, April 24, 2005
ANNOYED
Damn. The Walgreen's chick once again messed up in her last attempt to correct her wrong doings, and gave me the WRONG PHOTO cd of some white trash family taking pictures of their new van. GLORY BE. She actually gave me their hardcopied PHOTOS first, and took an HOUR to apologize and make this cd and find MY pictures....again, with the white trash family. JOY.
We're pissed.
Damn. The Walgreen's chick once again messed up in her last attempt to correct her wrong doings, and gave me the WRONG PHOTO cd of some white trash family taking pictures of their new van. GLORY BE. She actually gave me their hardcopied PHOTOS first, and took an HOUR to apologize and make this cd and find MY pictures....again, with the white trash family. JOY.
We're pissed.
Mistake
I'm still reeling in pain. I almost feel like an addict because I keep trying other meds (under medical supervision, of course) to see what pain scrips will work. Not cool. I absolutely LOATHE taking medicine. Especially when I HAVE to take it to try to feel like a normal human being ...its an incredible responsibility. I admire all you people that do it all the time without bitching.
Pesach was awesome last night. I can't believe Jon met my parents for the first time...well, we've been friends for a year, so maybe this was a *healthy* wait. I'm cracking up, tho. When I first started whatever we started last year...I remember thinking: "Wow. I can never introduce this man to my parents." And then last night Jon is reading liturgy from my dad's haggadah at our seder table.
Of course we whipped out the keyboard and recorded some songs we've been working on. That's what I admire about our people. We always bring the entertainment---because WE ARE the entertainment.
Dinner was awesome--it was weird feeling actually FULL for the first time in 4 days.
Anywho, post-singing and carrying on last night, my right jaw started to retaliate BIG TIME. I completely crashed on my parent's couch in tears and amidst ice packs. I'm sorry about the POOR ME routine, but that shit is tough. I wish my recovery was over and done with. I hope I'm not reacting this way because of further complications involving the sinus cavity---we'll see.
Sue's b-day is coming up...which is going to kick ass. I think I'm going to avoid Arapahoe Basin because I don't want to get killed or break something while I'm trying to do a show.
That's right---the show. :) We had a read-through yesterday afternoon (I have like 2 pages of lines, so I was able to suck it up). The show is typical Neil Simon, but I am genuinely impressed with the talent of the cast. I am definitely looking forward to our first music run-though on Tuesday...should prove to be KICK ass. I'll be bringing the tape recorder so I can take the work home and grind through my parts. We have to put this show together in about a month, so this will all move very fast.
Allison, I will send you all the details for where it is going to be. :) WOOT WOOT!
I'm going to weigh in tonight to see how much I've lost since the surgery...we shall see, indeed.
Hag sameach Pesach, by the way. I hope your seders were as kick as as ours---and oh, yes. I got 5 bucks for TRYING to find the afikomen on vicodin. MUAHAHAHAH! A new development, indeed.
ALSO---I have photos to share. These are from a GHETTO disposable that can't focus worth crap, but there are a few gems. Please take special notice of the ones of me post-surgery with the bloody mouth. CLASS.
I'm still reeling in pain. I almost feel like an addict because I keep trying other meds (under medical supervision, of course) to see what pain scrips will work. Not cool. I absolutely LOATHE taking medicine. Especially when I HAVE to take it to try to feel like a normal human being ...its an incredible responsibility. I admire all you people that do it all the time without bitching.
Pesach was awesome last night. I can't believe Jon met my parents for the first time...well, we've been friends for a year, so maybe this was a *healthy* wait. I'm cracking up, tho. When I first started whatever we started last year...I remember thinking: "Wow. I can never introduce this man to my parents." And then last night Jon is reading liturgy from my dad's haggadah at our seder table.
Of course we whipped out the keyboard and recorded some songs we've been working on. That's what I admire about our people. We always bring the entertainment---because WE ARE the entertainment.
Dinner was awesome--it was weird feeling actually FULL for the first time in 4 days.
Anywho, post-singing and carrying on last night, my right jaw started to retaliate BIG TIME. I completely crashed on my parent's couch in tears and amidst ice packs. I'm sorry about the POOR ME routine, but that shit is tough. I wish my recovery was over and done with. I hope I'm not reacting this way because of further complications involving the sinus cavity---we'll see.
Sue's b-day is coming up...which is going to kick ass. I think I'm going to avoid Arapahoe Basin because I don't want to get killed or break something while I'm trying to do a show.
That's right---the show. :) We had a read-through yesterday afternoon (I have like 2 pages of lines, so I was able to suck it up). The show is typical Neil Simon, but I am genuinely impressed with the talent of the cast. I am definitely looking forward to our first music run-though on Tuesday...should prove to be KICK ass. I'll be bringing the tape recorder so I can take the work home and grind through my parts. We have to put this show together in about a month, so this will all move very fast.
Allison, I will send you all the details for where it is going to be. :) WOOT WOOT!
I'm going to weigh in tonight to see how much I've lost since the surgery...we shall see, indeed.
Hag sameach Pesach, by the way. I hope your seders were as kick as as ours---and oh, yes. I got 5 bucks for TRYING to find the afikomen on vicodin. MUAHAHAHAH! A new development, indeed.
ALSO---I have photos to share. These are from a GHETTO disposable that can't focus worth crap, but there are a few gems. Please take special notice of the ones of me post-surgery with the bloody mouth. CLASS.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Dang
My surgery was yesterday...I went under IV sedation for that shiz. They took all four of my wisdom teeth out, including the one that was growing in HORIZONTAL and giving me the most pain. The root of it was WRAPPED around the main nerve in my jaw, hence the excruciating pain I was bitching about all week, and the 600 mg of Advil I was taking down every 4 hours like they were M&Ms. Good times.
Anywho, the surgery went well. I don't have any bruising yet, but mucho swelling. Yesterday, post-op was bad. Yay spitting up thick, oozing blood every ten minutes and passing out on my mom's bathroom floor. Ah yes. Divine decadence. But today I am definitely more lucid...my eyes are back. I don't know what that means, but they are. I've been on a steady diet of pudding, mashed potatoes, and jello. Passover starts this weekend, so you know what that means? Throughout this whole fiasco I'm going to lose quite the poundage. WOOT WOOT! Thank you, Dr. C!
I'll have to explain the quick turn-around the whole dental thing was, but its way too much to type right now.
I have no idea what I would have done if my family wasn't here to help me out. My mom has been by my side NON-stop with meds and everything else. Its a good feeling to have people you can depend on to be there for you.
OH! YES! I nearly forgot to mention that I have FOUR parts in Sweet Charity!!!! WOOOO! We start rehearsals on Saturday. I got a voicemail yesterday when I came out of the anesthetic. I was having trouble waking up...I distinctly remember I was dreaming that I was a pirate. It was glorious.
Anywho...Seacrest is most definitely out for today.
Love,
Toothless McGEE
My surgery was yesterday...I went under IV sedation for that shiz. They took all four of my wisdom teeth out, including the one that was growing in HORIZONTAL and giving me the most pain. The root of it was WRAPPED around the main nerve in my jaw, hence the excruciating pain I was bitching about all week, and the 600 mg of Advil I was taking down every 4 hours like they were M&Ms. Good times.
Anywho, the surgery went well. I don't have any bruising yet, but mucho swelling. Yesterday, post-op was bad. Yay spitting up thick, oozing blood every ten minutes and passing out on my mom's bathroom floor. Ah yes. Divine decadence. But today I am definitely more lucid...my eyes are back. I don't know what that means, but they are. I've been on a steady diet of pudding, mashed potatoes, and jello. Passover starts this weekend, so you know what that means? Throughout this whole fiasco I'm going to lose quite the poundage. WOOT WOOT! Thank you, Dr. C!
I'll have to explain the quick turn-around the whole dental thing was, but its way too much to type right now.
I have no idea what I would have done if my family wasn't here to help me out. My mom has been by my side NON-stop with meds and everything else. Its a good feeling to have people you can depend on to be there for you.
OH! YES! I nearly forgot to mention that I have FOUR parts in Sweet Charity!!!! WOOOO! We start rehearsals on Saturday. I got a voicemail yesterday when I came out of the anesthetic. I was having trouble waking up...I distinctly remember I was dreaming that I was a pirate. It was glorious.
Anywho...Seacrest is most definitely out for today.
Love,
Toothless McGEE
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Life is funny
Someone just told me they bought rollerblades today and skated around Wash Park. All I could see in my head was this dude skating like he was the shit, wearing denim cut-offs and a half-shirt. Of course there would be the people skating the opposite way, a near miss, and maybe a slow-mo cool down....definitely including a WATER BOTTLE dump-over-the-head and dog-like shake to dry. And lest we forget the music! AH YES, THE MUSIC! Playin with the boys would be my top choice.
Right now some chick is hanging out with my brother, watching a movie. She has a loud voice, and is making ridiculous comments about the show every 5 minutes. It is HELLA annoying.
Yes, I will gage your importance by your height.
Was at Walmart today off Hampden. I was also in quite an anti-social mood. My laundry is 7 minutes overdue to go into the dryer. ANYWHO...how come everyone has a MILLION kids? Its annoying as hell. Is it the poor-people past time to pop out kids? Ugh. Put the birth control IN the water, for cryin out loud.
This tooth pain is unbearable, yet delicious in a mysterious way.
Had a Kiwi Strawberry Snapple today for the first time since middle school.
She won't shutup.
Someone just told me they bought rollerblades today and skated around Wash Park. All I could see in my head was this dude skating like he was the shit, wearing denim cut-offs and a half-shirt. Of course there would be the people skating the opposite way, a near miss, and maybe a slow-mo cool down....definitely including a WATER BOTTLE dump-over-the-head and dog-like shake to dry. And lest we forget the music! AH YES, THE MUSIC! Playin with the boys would be my top choice.
Right now some chick is hanging out with my brother, watching a movie. She has a loud voice, and is making ridiculous comments about the show every 5 minutes. It is HELLA annoying.
Yes, I will gage your importance by your height.
Was at Walmart today off Hampden. I was also in quite an anti-social mood. My laundry is 7 minutes overdue to go into the dryer. ANYWHO...how come everyone has a MILLION kids? Its annoying as hell. Is it the poor-people past time to pop out kids? Ugh. Put the birth control IN the water, for cryin out loud.
This tooth pain is unbearable, yet delicious in a mysterious way.
Had a Kiwi Strawberry Snapple today for the first time since middle school.
She won't shutup.
Saturday, April 16, 2005
We're going to get married on top of a MOUNTAIN.
I was a fool. I pump mysef up for things that are just going to explode in my face, leaving me shocked and covered in shit. I am desperately trying to crawl out of this cycle--and everytime I tell myself that "THIS IS DIFFERENT!! I KNOW IT!" it falls apart, but I always manage to get sucked back in. I'm not impressed. I'd actually like to kick myself in the ass.
But this is a lesson learned. A lesson that I have all too often encountered, but never ceased to ignore. Until now. HA. We'll see.
Where is Jakoby when you need to grab ass?
SMELL OF THE FAMOUS
My audition is today. My jaw is SEETHING. I found two advil. Not enough. I just sent my resume to be printed at kinkos for pick-up this afternoon. I find this liberating. I need to print some photos, as well. I'll just go to Walmart or Walgreens, do the photo thing, and get a BIG ASS TUB of advil to nurse my pain for the next few days before I can get this tooth ripped out of my skull.
I played this boxing simulator last night, and I kicked some ass. It sensed all your movements, so you could duck and dodge hits from your oppenent, and it was indeed DELICIOUS. And a great quad workout to boot.
TO BOOT!
I need to do laundry.
I put on my jazz shoes last night for the first time in 4 years. Startling. TODAY IS THE DAAAAAAY.
Audrey! AUDREY! This is bushly. BUSHLY. I look like hell.
I miss you, Kyle.
Allison, I just read your last few entries...THAT IS CRAP. I am so sorry. Fuck the library, and that guy that has been a burden on your back for years. You deserve fuckin GOLD, girl. GOLD.
I was a fool. I pump mysef up for things that are just going to explode in my face, leaving me shocked and covered in shit. I am desperately trying to crawl out of this cycle--and everytime I tell myself that "THIS IS DIFFERENT!! I KNOW IT!" it falls apart, but I always manage to get sucked back in. I'm not impressed. I'd actually like to kick myself in the ass.
But this is a lesson learned. A lesson that I have all too often encountered, but never ceased to ignore. Until now. HA. We'll see.
Where is Jakoby when you need to grab ass?
SMELL OF THE FAMOUS
My audition is today. My jaw is SEETHING. I found two advil. Not enough. I just sent my resume to be printed at kinkos for pick-up this afternoon. I find this liberating. I need to print some photos, as well. I'll just go to Walmart or Walgreens, do the photo thing, and get a BIG ASS TUB of advil to nurse my pain for the next few days before I can get this tooth ripped out of my skull.
I played this boxing simulator last night, and I kicked some ass. It sensed all your movements, so you could duck and dodge hits from your oppenent, and it was indeed DELICIOUS. And a great quad workout to boot.
TO BOOT!
I need to do laundry.
I put on my jazz shoes last night for the first time in 4 years. Startling. TODAY IS THE DAAAAAAY.
Audrey! AUDREY! This is bushly. BUSHLY. I look like hell.
I miss you, Kyle.
Allison, I just read your last few entries...THAT IS CRAP. I am so sorry. Fuck the library, and that guy that has been a burden on your back for years. You deserve fuckin GOLD, girl. GOLD.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Never too late to live your life
I woke up this morning with my jaw in seething pain. Damn impacted wisdom teeth! Of course I have the audition in two DAYS.
UNC people called me today, and they were SNOOTY. They don't know who they are dealing with. THEY were being snooty with ME. Someone needs to let them know that they are in GREELEY, earth soaked with cow blood and urine. TAKE IT IN....Oh, it always goes down smooth.
Just another Thursday, really: Arby's and porn.
5 days.
I woke up this morning with my jaw in seething pain. Damn impacted wisdom teeth! Of course I have the audition in two DAYS.
UNC people called me today, and they were SNOOTY. They don't know who they are dealing with. THEY were being snooty with ME. Someone needs to let them know that they are in GREELEY, earth soaked with cow blood and urine. TAKE IT IN....Oh, it always goes down smooth.
Just another Thursday, really: Arby's and porn.
5 days.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
I graduated from Yardale with a 4.0 GPA...
My last post was hella negative, so we need to clear up the PAIN. CLEAR IT!
Baxter, bark twice if you're in Milwaukee....
So. Last night. The Gothic. Papa Roach. Got in for free and in front of everyone. I love you, Carol. I was IN FRONT. I squeezed Jacoby's bum at least 3 times, and was bathed in his sweat throughout the course of the show. I was violently pushed, pinched, felt-up, and jammed into the gate in front of the stage. My head was smacked by numerous crowd-surfers, and my nose was almost broken.
All in all, it was a great show.
Audrey! Look at me when I am talking to you! LOOK AT ME! I look like HELL.
My last post was hella negative, so we need to clear up the PAIN. CLEAR IT!
Baxter, bark twice if you're in Milwaukee....
So. Last night. The Gothic. Papa Roach. Got in for free and in front of everyone. I love you, Carol. I was IN FRONT. I squeezed Jacoby's bum at least 3 times, and was bathed in his sweat throughout the course of the show. I was violently pushed, pinched, felt-up, and jammed into the gate in front of the stage. My head was smacked by numerous crowd-surfers, and my nose was almost broken.
All in all, it was a great show.
Audrey! Look at me when I am talking to you! LOOK AT ME! I look like HELL.
Monday, April 11, 2005
Ya know what?
I am FED the fuck up. Mostly with my living situation right now...I am 100% helpless...and the webs are even more tangled than anyone could ever imagine. I am pissed.
I am all too ready for a freaking break from other people right now.
I'm going to go lock myself in the basement. See you on Friday.
I am FED the fuck up. Mostly with my living situation right now...I am 100% helpless...and the webs are even more tangled than anyone could ever imagine. I am pissed.
I am all too ready for a freaking break from other people right now.
I'm going to go lock myself in the basement. See you on Friday.
Tim Allen...*you* can leave
Snowed in today. A skosh annoyed. I'm over it.
FabULASH mascara.
I need to go to Walmart for necessities.
Auditions this weekend. I can't wait.
And...I'll expect that check on my coffee table. THANKS.
Matthew McConnaughey is just enough *hotness and just enough *white trash to get my wheels a 'churnin.
Snowed in today. A skosh annoyed. I'm over it.
FabULASH mascara.
I need to go to Walmart for necessities.
Auditions this weekend. I can't wait.
And...I'll expect that check on my coffee table. THANKS.
Matthew McConnaughey is just enough *hotness and just enough *white trash to get my wheels a 'churnin.
Saturday, April 09, 2005
We're adults? UH...when did that happen?
Wing fest.
Iman unt moi went to the open house this afternoon, which sucked a big one. SCHWAG = NON-EXISTENT. No que padre. No one from my specific program was *representin. I'll be makin some calls on Monday.
The biggest snow storm of the year? Freakin a. Of course on the night I was going to go meet Jon's mom in the Springs...
SPORT STACKING?? You've gotta be kiddin me.
Stephen Colbert + Goodwrench Commercials = LAUGH FEST.
What is with my obsession with Grey's Anatomy?
On the dating hiatus for the next *fill in the blank* amount of time. Priorities emerge.
The bad news is we're giving your penis to the cops...
"I can't believe I caved!"
-Its the babies--they make you toxic.
Which, ironically enough, are the brand of my jeans I bought this afternoon.
BOUNDARIES.
You're not an enemy; you're competition.
OF COURSE the show I am auditioning for is running in a few months, and my parents are arranging a cruise vaykay in exactly 4 weeks. I won't even know if I have a part until next weekend, at the earliest. Which leaves a choice to be made...
4.3 million dollars have been spent by C-DOT this season for snow removal JUST in Denver. Dang.
Frozen Four! DU DOMINATED the National Champ. Recognize.
Wing fest.
Iman unt moi went to the open house this afternoon, which sucked a big one. SCHWAG = NON-EXISTENT. No que padre. No one from my specific program was *representin. I'll be makin some calls on Monday.
The biggest snow storm of the year? Freakin a. Of course on the night I was going to go meet Jon's mom in the Springs...
SPORT STACKING?? You've gotta be kiddin me.
Stephen Colbert + Goodwrench Commercials = LAUGH FEST.
What is with my obsession with Grey's Anatomy?
On the dating hiatus for the next *fill in the blank* amount of time. Priorities emerge.
The bad news is we're giving your penis to the cops...
"I can't believe I caved!"
-Its the babies--they make you toxic.
Which, ironically enough, are the brand of my jeans I bought this afternoon.
BOUNDARIES.
You're not an enemy; you're competition.
OF COURSE the show I am auditioning for is running in a few months, and my parents are arranging a cruise vaykay in exactly 4 weeks. I won't even know if I have a part until next weekend, at the earliest. Which leaves a choice to be made...
4.3 million dollars have been spent by C-DOT this season for snow removal JUST in Denver. Dang.
Frozen Four! DU DOMINATED the National Champ. Recognize.
Friday, April 08, 2005
At least you know I'm there...
An old woman made me cry today. I broke down like a bitch in front of my boss. That's twice this week that I've broken down. WTF? Its not the act in itself that made me so emotional. I know it is just this week...but I can't pinpoint just one cause. Its a culmination of my impatience with what's going on in my life along with my frustration for the current living situation. Not feeling comfortable with this. Within these two lie many, MANY factors.
Don't you just *love* it when people hate you? For some reason I get a kick out of this. Its a small pleasure.
I was almost short with someone today, but my principles started to SCREAM in my ear so loudly that it began to vibrate my kneecaps.
Speaking of--went to the Mines firework show last night with Allison. I don't consider myself that patriotic of a person, but something just feels *oh so right* when grouped together with a thousand other screaming young people, watching shit get blown up. High quality entertainment.
Long live: *the wave*& *happy hour* pizza.
Open house tomorrow. Iman might come along. I'm thinking brunch.
Jon, the elevator bit will be priceless.
LACK OF PATIENCE
An old woman made me cry today. I broke down like a bitch in front of my boss. That's twice this week that I've broken down. WTF? Its not the act in itself that made me so emotional. I know it is just this week...but I can't pinpoint just one cause. Its a culmination of my impatience with what's going on in my life along with my frustration for the current living situation. Not feeling comfortable with this. Within these two lie many, MANY factors.
Don't you just *love* it when people hate you? For some reason I get a kick out of this. Its a small pleasure.
I was almost short with someone today, but my principles started to SCREAM in my ear so loudly that it began to vibrate my kneecaps.
Speaking of--went to the Mines firework show last night with Allison. I don't consider myself that patriotic of a person, but something just feels *oh so right* when grouped together with a thousand other screaming young people, watching shit get blown up. High quality entertainment.
Long live: *the wave*& *happy hour* pizza.
Open house tomorrow. Iman might come along. I'm thinking brunch.
Jon, the elevator bit will be priceless.
LACK OF PATIENCE
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
With a name I'd never chosen...
Bizarre of times. Went to bed last night at 9:30. Woke up at 5:30am with a screaming migraine---aggressive enough to eject my right eye from its socket. Went back to bed to fight it off...accidentally slept in until 7:06 in the am. Not cool, considering I have to be at work at 8am.
The entire day I was hallucinating and was just hit with extreme fatigue--it felt as though I was trying to run in jello. MEH.
On the way home some ass clown pulled in front of me because he just HAD to make a last-minute right turn into ghetto King Soopers off of Monaco. After swerving to the left lane in order to avoid eating his ass, the dude flipped me off. Real nice. I cried. Not a cool time.
BUT ANYWHO----discovered I love David Nichols. Also--Jonathan Foer. Mmmmm. I'm diggin it.
Definitely jazzed about getting back into reading. I've missed the hardcore literary experience.
The room is starting to look great--the art prints arrived today, of with I am extremely satisfied.
Its all about the calm...
Karaoke this weekend! WOOT WOOT. Its a sickness, it really is.
Schleep.
Bizarre of times. Went to bed last night at 9:30. Woke up at 5:30am with a screaming migraine---aggressive enough to eject my right eye from its socket. Went back to bed to fight it off...accidentally slept in until 7:06 in the am. Not cool, considering I have to be at work at 8am.
The entire day I was hallucinating and was just hit with extreme fatigue--it felt as though I was trying to run in jello. MEH.
On the way home some ass clown pulled in front of me because he just HAD to make a last-minute right turn into ghetto King Soopers off of Monaco. After swerving to the left lane in order to avoid eating his ass, the dude flipped me off. Real nice. I cried. Not a cool time.
BUT ANYWHO----discovered I love David Nichols. Also--Jonathan Foer. Mmmmm. I'm diggin it.
Definitely jazzed about getting back into reading. I've missed the hardcore literary experience.
The room is starting to look great--the art prints arrived today, of with I am extremely satisfied.
Its all about the calm...
Karaoke this weekend! WOOT WOOT. Its a sickness, it really is.
Schleep.
Monday, April 04, 2005
I can't deal
Seriously. The entire situation never ceases to piss me off.
I am so out.
Papa Roach next week fo FRIZZLE! I rule.
Meeting with that woman in Lafayette on Monday...I have to figure out how to record that shit.
90 MINUTES? OMG, THAT'S NOT EVEN AN ENTIRE MIXED TAPE!
Lies heaped upon lies.
Meeting with Sean on Thursday for photog discussion---YES. Post meeting, Joey unt moi are rockin the Beppo.
This song is called SO COLD.
Seriously. The entire situation never ceases to piss me off.
I am so out.
Papa Roach next week fo FRIZZLE! I rule.
Meeting with that woman in Lafayette on Monday...I have to figure out how to record that shit.
90 MINUTES? OMG, THAT'S NOT EVEN AN ENTIRE MIXED TAPE!
Lies heaped upon lies.
Meeting with Sean on Thursday for photog discussion---YES. Post meeting, Joey unt moi are rockin the Beppo.
This song is called SO COLD.
Sunday, April 03, 2005
You can't feel it anymore...
Iman unt moi met up with Jon and Sueski at Armidas last night. Good times had by all. My sick karaoke set had this one drunk chick SCREAMING my name. I know what it feels like now, mothas! I can't wait until Jon moves his ass up here so we can do this weekly.
Daylight savings! The clock in my Jeep will finally read the correct time once again! Muahahah! I made it!
Recognize.
Soup on a hot day.
Iman unt moi met up with Jon and Sueski at Armidas last night. Good times had by all. My sick karaoke set had this one drunk chick SCREAMING my name. I know what it feels like now, mothas! I can't wait until Jon moves his ass up here so we can do this weekly.
Daylight savings! The clock in my Jeep will finally read the correct time once again! Muahahah! I made it!
Recognize.
Soup on a hot day.
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Have you no soul? Meh.
Today is absolutely gorgeous. I was out all early afternoon soaking this shit up...dee lovely, indeed. I cannot wait for summer.
The only thing missing right now is a tall, dark, New Zealander dude serving me margaritas-- rocking very small shorts.
I'm ignoring the news. I feel it pressing hard against my front door, but not today. I'm sick of this shit. Let this be a day of rest, for crying out loud. Shabbat Shalom-
Today is absolutely gorgeous. I was out all early afternoon soaking this shit up...dee lovely, indeed. I cannot wait for summer.
The only thing missing right now is a tall, dark, New Zealander dude serving me margaritas-- rocking very small shorts.
I'm ignoring the news. I feel it pressing hard against my front door, but not today. I'm sick of this shit. Let this be a day of rest, for crying out loud. Shabbat Shalom-
Thursday, March 31, 2005
On the noggin:
1. Why hasn't my DRESS return mulah been deposited back into my checking account yet?
2. Its late. I should be in bed.
3. How many people did I call today when I was stuck in traffic? We're talking at least 4 voicemails.
4. Should I go to J.Y.W. services tomorrow?
5. Am I going to be able to get those wrinkles out of my jeans with my crap iron for tomorrow?
6. I need to clean the room.
7. I want my new bedding now.
8. Kyle. Why haven't you posted?
9. Crap. I just remembered I needed to be at work early tomorrow to get those folders done for G.O. Shiiiiiiiite.
10. People that ALWAYS know what the weather is going to be like ANNOY THE SHIT out of me. Example:
Me: "Hmm..the sky is looking rather dark..."
Annoying Person: "Well, we have a 65% of precip today. It should wrap up this evening with a low of 37 degrees. We'll have minimal cloud cover tomorrow with sunshine on through the weekend!"
WTF?!
1. Why hasn't my DRESS return mulah been deposited back into my checking account yet?
2. Its late. I should be in bed.
3. How many people did I call today when I was stuck in traffic? We're talking at least 4 voicemails.
4. Should I go to J.Y.W. services tomorrow?
5. Am I going to be able to get those wrinkles out of my jeans with my crap iron for tomorrow?
6. I need to clean the room.
7. I want my new bedding now.
8. Kyle. Why haven't you posted?
9. Crap. I just remembered I needed to be at work early tomorrow to get those folders done for G.O. Shiiiiiiiite.
10. People that ALWAYS know what the weather is going to be like ANNOY THE SHIT out of me. Example:
Me: "Hmm..the sky is looking rather dark..."
Annoying Person: "Well, we have a 65% of precip today. It should wrap up this evening with a low of 37 degrees. We'll have minimal cloud cover tomorrow with sunshine on through the weekend!"
WTF?!
