You think your name is PASS THE JOINT

WOW. I actually feel motivated today. Rock.

Cleaned the rec this morning until it bled. Yea, baby.

Dante is oot and aboot on a staff trip *once again* to Wyoming. Hoorah for the purchasing of climbing gear at incredibly low and exciting prices!! *insert fake laugh.*

Ahem.

Thanks for the ultra bizarre voicemail, Kyle. :)

Still gotta get those closets stocked before 2pm. Excuse me? I ordered the extremely LARGE ASS LOAD OF TOILET PAPER, THANK YOU!

William Topley?