I'm Ashton Kutcher, and I AM AWESOME!!!

Yaaaay Sukkot.

Let's NOT do another 4am bedtime again, mmkay? I'm definitely feeling this migraine.

Oh, so I get to do my first DRUG TEST on Monday. I CAN'T wait!

Going to Boulder this week to check out the school. We likes it! YES, WE LOVES IT! Whaaa?

I'm sorry, but SNL was awesome. Justin Timberlake= hilarious. Dare I say it? It was a better SNL than last week with Mr. JB. Verily.

I need chapstick.