Cover your ears!
Yea. So I have time.
The 'rents are listening to their favorite jazz station as they read the paper, and the music right now is OH SO ambient (a.k.a. stuff my mom doesn't like). "Its all about mind control! THIS MUSIC IS ALTERING YOUR BRAIN! Subliminal MESSAGES! THINK ABOUT IT!"
YES! HELP ME! Moby is dispatching his radical left ideology directly to my brain VIA "PORCELAIN!"
Hmmm...perhaps Moby has already taken over.
I miss Kyle.