In case you missed it...

In case any of you missed the Bush press conference, you can find the entire transcript here.

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According to the U.S. Central Command, Saddam has ordered U.K. as well as U.S. military uniforms. The reason? Check it out right here.

No you DI'INT, Bonifa!

I am in a most unpleasant mood this evening, and I am not too sure why. Yes, there have been several factors contributing to such a shitty mood, but I shall bring us back to 1998 by blaming it entirely on EL NINO!

What I would give to be on the beach right now with the delicious sounds of the ocean and the sand between my toes...

But then again, I have my health, right? <---lame attempt to be optimistic. I'm not sorry.

Walter is NOT coming to the Y this summer! His uni completely screwed him over, so he has to take classes the summer semester. UNPLEASANT-NESS AT WORK! Not cool. My heart goes out to you, Walter, for being screwed over royally.