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I need to be getting ready right now. Nicole Kidman did NOT receive an oscar nomination for Cold Mountain. Crazy. But OH YES! There's also people starving, dying, and going to hell, but that won't make it on the news. Ahem.

JUST ERASE THE CRAYON FROM THE WALL!

I had an *intimate* dream about Emery, people. Yes, Kyle. EMERY! Yowza. Bizarre.

Everything is in its place.

My name is John Mattey, and I am an attorney at law/PIRATE!

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.

What to do for my narrative work? I need to talk to Kyle.

I need to call LB.

Ciao.