I made out with your best friend the other day, and now we're best friends, TOO!

Thank the Lord above. I definitely got out of the house hunt. WOOHOO.

Kyle! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? You're killing me, smalls. You need to attack the blog MATRIX style. *still no working definition on "Matrix Style"*

However, "MATRIXX" style would be something. All you would need would be the following: black lights, a few highlighters, and an inebriated stranger to violate your maximus regions. *CLASS*

I will never master the art of curler placement.

Image of the day: Andrea busting a move to Truth Hurts' "So Addictive," wearing curlers and tie dye. NICE.

What is it with my obsession with the Indian culture? Yay for Ganesh! Aww....Melissa. I miss you.