Top 'O' the MARNIN' TO YA!

You should really see me right now. I have the ugliest mess of curlers arranged (hardly) on my head, and my makeup is halfway done. CLASS. I'S GOTS TAH PIMP MAH HOES! Yes! My hoes! You can't find too many gardening tools these days. [insert groan]

You know what really bugs me? After you get out of the shower, you have almost what I can call "pools" of water in your ears. These "pools" also may or may not contain shampoo. Can anyone back me up here?

So anywho, I better take these curlers out and get ready. After all, it is 5:18 in the am! WEEE! How I love the commute! Let me count the ways...