Nothing to do to save his life
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRNIN'! That was a fun nap, I must say. About to leave here in a few, so hoo*rah for that. OOOOO! Thank G-d I have 3 extra hours to spend reading some nice, pleasant APS goop.
Wow. This is the worst pop tart I have ever eaten. The crust is waaay too done. Woo. I guess I shouldn't complain: its a POP TART, for crying out loud.
Woohoo. Best be off for now. See ya in detention.