�He is, whenever possible, to furnish new composition of his invention for the church and court�

Wow. We are definitely in blizzard conditions. And hey, I love snow, but I have places to be tonight, people. STOP SNOWING. Now. Now, please. Now?

Homeless.

And these days...

Tip: never purchase something from a kiosk unless you REALLY REALLY WANT IT. There's a story here, but its still too painful for me to tell.

Yay for the Argentinian people.

Oh make me a red cape...

I'm in the mood for some cranberry sauce. Not the real stuff, I'm talking the shite from the can. Like the stuff you SLICE. Ghetto it may be, but tasty it is, indeed.

Have you seen our LUXURIOUS fitting rooms?