I am SUCH a douche

So temple actually was pleasant this morning, people. Visiting congregations can be an absolute NIGHTMARE, i.e. strange dancing, bizarre acts, etc. But I digress...Chaim is a great teacher. The lady with velvet gloves on the entire time kinda gave me the willies, but as you know...EVERYONE IS SPECIAL! And as usual...the attendees fit into the category of ADULT or INFANT, and nothing in between. YESSSSS!

Going to see Elf tonight. Muahahaha!

Anywho, I better make myself look somewhat presentable.

MASTER AND COMMANDER!