Never again

Its almost 4am, and I have to wake up in an hour for work. I also ate FAST FOOD tonight. Um, excuse me? I'll take the one way ticket to hell please?

Everything about me...I don't know. I don't like it. Not now.

I can't move my legs

OHM received rave reviews this evening...DW wants to meet with me tomorrow for some odd reason. Sexual encounter in his jeep? I wouldn't mind...it IS a new wrangler, by the way. Baaaaaaah.

The posts on my bed resemble eggs. Is my bed a temple of fertility? Hardly.

I want to rip down my fire alarm.

So confused...