Grandma DOWN
Bizarre weekend. Champagne brunch this morning....glorious! Except....
At the bananas foster table, this eighty year old woman asked the 15 year-old dude in a chef's hat working there if she could have an omelet.
10 minutes later we're sitting at our table munching away when we hear some dishes crash to the floor in the "OMELET ZONE." We thought it was just a plate that had crashed, but when we passed by the said "zone," who did we see on the stairs clutching her hip? GRANDMA OMELET! Surrounding her not only was shattered dreams (not to mention a shattered hip) and porcelain, but her dear omelet.
She should have ordered the foster...in the STAIR-FREE area.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Wedding
I've spent an ungodly amount of time on theknot.com. We've settled on colors and theme...starting to work on a guest list. I've picked out a katubah by a LOVELY Indian Jewish convert as well as a photographer. Mom would like to make the chupah, but we'll see if we can find any appropriate fabric...I'm thinking silks or watercolors.
I require a salt glow
Where's Andrae?
It did my soul some good to see Andrae on Project Runway tonight...the DOOR montage was HILARIOUS. I can't believe Heidi's people did what they did to Jay.
Work has been bizarre this week...computers have been down, and I have felt absolutely useless. Duane has been at a conference, and I have been doing nothing. I can't find my teal sports bra, and that's basically been my excuse for not working out this week.
I've spent an ungodly amount of time on theknot.com. We've settled on colors and theme...starting to work on a guest list. I've picked out a katubah by a LOVELY Indian Jewish convert as well as a photographer. Mom would like to make the chupah, but we'll see if we can find any appropriate fabric...I'm thinking silks or watercolors.
I require a salt glow
Where's Andrae?
It did my soul some good to see Andrae on Project Runway tonight...the DOOR montage was HILARIOUS. I can't believe Heidi's people did what they did to Jay.
Work has been bizarre this week...computers have been down, and I have felt absolutely useless. Duane has been at a conference, and I have been doing nothing. I can't find my teal sports bra, and that's basically been my excuse for not working out this week.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Project Runway
I don't think I can take anymore. First they have robbed me of my weekly dose of Andrae, and NOW they kick off NICK?!?!?! I seriously cried. Santino needs to go...that horrible excuse for clothing on Kara was GLUED ON. Le sigh. Nick is genius...and I hope he rocks New York big time.
Daniel is taking it home, people. Chloe is seriously surprising me. Nick's suit was AWESOME.
My ORGINAL final three pick: 1. Daniel 2. Nick 3. Chloe
I don't think I can take anymore. First they have robbed me of my weekly dose of Andrae, and NOW they kick off NICK?!?!?! I seriously cried. Santino needs to go...that horrible excuse for clothing on Kara was GLUED ON. Le sigh. Nick is genius...and I hope he rocks New York big time.
Daniel is taking it home, people. Chloe is seriously surprising me. Nick's suit was AWESOME.
My ORGINAL final three pick: 1. Daniel 2. Nick 3. Chloe
