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Set me free

Soooooo. Spent some money last night. I'll def. be feeling that later.

Today is the first day that I have been able to sleep in, so I have been enjoying the lack of an alarm clock in my life this morning. No complaints here.

Went to temple last night, which was awesome. How come all the hot Jewish guys are taken? Because they are indeed 1.hot and 2. Jewish guys. Need I say more?

Bizarre dreams last night. These D.W. dreams have me waking up in a sweat. And what I don't get was that this time he was a rabbinical student. Eh. I should go to temple EVERY night...

I keep dreaming about the end of the world. But WHY o WHY is Jack Nickolsen always there? Its almost like an airing of the grievances. "You are my favorite actor...because you scare the shit out of me!"

Days and nights blurring together.

I'm praying for school to start so it will break up the week.

Why is there always this look of desperation upon your face?

You need to own at least 2 leather jackets.

Magic buffer!

I miss you, Kyle.

Frozen Crannies

T-giving. Yay. Worked from 8-2. Got tons o crap AT COST. Bought a denali North Face, zip up, tents, etc. GOOD TIMES.

I have to be up at 3am. Ahem. BLACK FRIDAY sale! WEEEEE!

Lord, I just want too sleep.

Matt and Mark...you guys are awesome. But next time I insist you do NOT wear holiday sweaters! BAAAAH!

It never felt like Thanksgiving.

GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

I...am...dead.

But at least I'll have some spankin bling-bling. And isn't that all that really matters?

BAAAH!

I need a small man to walk on my back.

Gotta go to work soon...

Another pleasant morning!

Working from 9:30 to 11pm tonight. Can't you just feel the joy?

So anywho, I wake up to the sound of Eli's car NOT turning over. Uh...yea. Its 7:20...school starts at 7:30, and his car isn't starting. YAAAAY! I've been through some of these times, my friends. Anyway, he slid back to try to see if his car would start at level...but it didn't. So now his car is sticking out a foot in the driveway. WOOO! The HOA are probably going to kick our ass. Ya know what? I welcome it! Bring it, HOA! Who says I can only park in a designated pavement area?

So yea. I took Eli to school, so I am running late. Typical.

Why did I get a second job??

I need some OJ.

Let me just fill you in

So after getting one hour of sleep (it was worth it, Rich), I began to unearth my driveway of snow at 3am. I finally found myself at work at 5am, which started the day off hell. PEOPLE, I DO NOT SELL BILLIARD TABLES, SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME A QUESTION AND EXPECT AN ACTUAL INFORMATIVE ANSWER. You will receive nothing of the sort, save a panic-strickened look on my face. I sell basketball shorts and ski jackets, friends and countrymen. Hardlines just aren't my THING. Ahem.

So bless the hearts of those who don't show up on our busiest day of the week. That's all I have to say. UH...yay for overtime?

ANYWHO...today is the last day off I will have in a great while. I will celebrate by doing laundry and cleaning my room. It has gone neglected for some time now, so let's make the world a better place, shall we?

WHERE ARE YOU, KYLE?

I want pad thai today. I think my wish will be granted.

THURSDAY will be the day for COST PLUS 10%! I am so jazzed. There shall indeed be some North Face purchases on Andrea's account. Niiiiice. I also want a huge ass trampoline. Who knows? After all, Thanksgiving is a day in which DREAMS DO INDEED COME TRUUUUE!

What?

Michelle, you are absolutely brilliant.

Agh!

I need the new Josh Groban album!

*insert thunder here*

Oh. And get this: All his tour dates are SOLD OUT. For EVERY city. What do I have to do?

She is sturdy. I want to climb her.

SO. Andrea is completely snowed in, therefore she will not be attending the sonic feast that WOULD have been CSO's Mozart performance. *Single tear*

Fez likes 'em big, fez likes 'em small, fez likes 'em ALL.

BEAUTIFUL mountain settings! Boasts a spectacular kitchen and dining!

Watching some home videos this afternoon. I love it. Watching our trips to California and the Grandad harley motorcycle rides. Damn, I hope I get the corvette.

I keed, I keed.

The photo class I wanted is now FULL. If I had registered 5 MINUTES before, I would have made it in. Sigh. So I am now on the waiting list b/c I refuse to take an evening class with a professor named SKIP.

Also snagged a Sex and Gender class, which I heard the prof was brillant. So we'll see. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a Hedwig showing. I am sooo writing a paper...some dude named ANGEL better not steal my idea. Hoo HAH!

Melt...melt...melt...

Who melts butter on a styrofoam plate in the microwave?

Its 4:11. Sometimes you just NEED information.

Who is Mrs. Shanks? She was just a chunk, yet loved my acronym of RIKI TIKI TAVI! Rock.

Its not melting.

�He is, whenever possible, to furnish new composition of his invention for the church and court�

Wow. We are definitely in blizzard conditions. And hey, I love snow, but I have places to be tonight, people. STOP SNOWING. Now. Now, please. Now?

Homeless.

And these days...

Tip: never purchase something from a kiosk unless you REALLY REALLY WANT IT. There's a story here, but its still too painful for me to tell.

Yay for the Argentinian people.

Oh make me a red cape...

I'm in the mood for some cranberry sauce. Not the real stuff, I'm talking the shite from the can. Like the stuff you SLICE. Ghetto it may be, but tasty it is, indeed.

Have you seen our LUXURIOUS fitting rooms?

Never again

Its almost 4am, and I have to wake up in an hour for work. I also ate FAST FOOD tonight. Um, excuse me? I'll take the one way ticket to hell please?

Everything about me...I don't know. I don't like it. Not now.

I can't move my legs

OHM received rave reviews this evening...DW wants to meet with me tomorrow for some odd reason. Sexual encounter in his jeep? I wouldn't mind...it IS a new wrangler, by the way. Baaaaaaah.

The posts on my bed resemble eggs. Is my bed a temple of fertility? Hardly.

I want to rip down my fire alarm.

So confused...

FIRST of all

To all of those people on my AIM buddy list that have that "Whoa, LOOK WHAT I FOUND" virus on their profile, go here to remove it. Trolls!

Going to Golden today to get some mad shopping done. I'm more pumped than an impotent 43 year-old's wang on his 15th anniversary night. Wow, there was a lot packed into that sentence.

TRACCCCCCIE! WHERE ARRRRE YOU??!?

Hmm...I should think about getting ready.

DW's girlfriend = WOOF. For this very reason, I'm not attracted to him anymore. Sick sad world.

WARNING:

I found Fred Durst attractive for 3 minutes today. Help.

SO yes. Work was long but I was with T-Money, so no big whoop. Going out with her tomorrow...should be un blast.

ONE TEAR

What is it about married men? I am just ATTRACTED to them. I don't know. Its just my thing. And uh...its not that cool. But I could never, you know, ACT upon those feelings. But wow. Thou shalt not covet...

Excuse me while I jump into a tub of ice water.

Jay: My jungle LOVE, yea wassup, O-E-O-E-O! I think I wanna know ya know yaaaaaaaa!

Aced the interview this morning, so YEE HAW. The pay kinda sucks ass, but as far as seasonal jobs go, its all good.

We seriously need a new treadmill. If your machine smells like its smoking after a mere 25 minutes of jogging, its time to say goodbye. What I REALLY want is a gazelle! Fun for the ENTIRE FAMILY! And don't forget an N.E.W.!

I freaking RAN a red light today...it was as if my brain had SHUT OFF. Bizarre. Hmm...well...glad I'm alive.

I'm going to search/hunt/gather for that roll of awesome film I lost. Yoinks.

HOW IS SHAWN BATES RIGHT NOW? I just want to know.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! TELLLL ME WHAT'S ON YOUR MIIIND!

If I ever had to think of a name real quick, I would definitely say Patricia Murphy. She's 29 and an administrative assistant. She drives a green 98 camry and has frizzy hair.

I need to exfoliate. Winter is a biooooootch.

Am I going to Evansville after Christmas? Stay tuned to find out...

I need to go to Bath and/or Body to retrieve more TOMATO scrub asap. That's stuff is golden, pony boy.

My brother turns 18 today. WOOOOO! I def. hooked him up with new boarding pants and some kick ass scott gloves...all for a thuper thweet price. Yay for being OF AGE!

I don't remember being 18. Oh, wait! Yes I do! Such a lovely/predictable time in life...full of death and sodomy! WEEEE!

Alright, people. The job calls.

85 buck

I had a dream I performed as EMCEE in "Cabaret" while Joel Gray was in the audience, AND I was wearing his costume from the film. Sick sad Andrea's mind. How I love Joel.

Work went by quickly. Wasn't even supposed to work today, but they needed me from 6-2. Yoink. Also have an interview tomorrow, so hopefully I can snag some extra hours! This money would most likely be used for um...SAVING.

Something's missing...and I don't know what it is.

And....no one cares. YESSSS!

Tylenol = candy?

Fab day at work. Trying to get another job as we speak. 65 hours a week is indeed do-able! YEEEE HAWWWW! I need money.

Debating the possibility of getting a new CR-V at the end of the spring. HOWEVER, it would be most difficult to ditch my uber-dependable civic. Choices, choices...

Working 6-2 tomorrow. YESSSSS! I better go to bed soon.

Blah. Boring times.

What about blog?

OH GOD, I sincerely hate my life right now. As I said earlier, I had temple today. I don't know if its because I don't have a soul or that I have been inundated my entire life with this shpeal that I am not getting the whole religion thing. I know that there is a being up there, but its FAR FAR FAR from this "personal relationship" that everyone keeps telling me about. Its not there. I've also read the torah and brit back and forth, but I'm still left unmoved. Its no longer special; its redundant. AND THIS SCARES ME.

Growing up where I have ALWAYS been in ministry, ALWAYS been the one trying to set a good example when I don't even know WHAT I believe anymore...its taken its toll.

Perhaps its because I've seen the ugly side all too often. I am fed up with the people that take and take, never give. For 9 years, almost HALF of my life, I have been involved and have been all too aware about what goes on. I have grown cynical. Of people, of beliefs, of practice.

I have yet to find sincerity and peace.

I am SUCH a douche

So temple actually was pleasant this morning, people. Visiting congregations can be an absolute NIGHTMARE, i.e. strange dancing, bizarre acts, etc. But I digress...Chaim is a great teacher. The lady with velvet gloves on the entire time kinda gave me the willies, but as you know...EVERYONE IS SPECIAL! And as usual...the attendees fit into the category of ADULT or INFANT, and nothing in between. YESSSSS!

Going to see Elf tonight. Muahahaha!

Anywho, I better make myself look somewhat presentable.

MASTER AND COMMANDER!

SACK ATTACK!

For crying in the sunshine, people. I just need to make more money. I'm going to budget with Kyle's move/NEW ZEALAND/THAILAND summer 2005 in mind. In order to save more, I might sacrifice my Scotland trip this summer, but I'll still have Israel. We'll see. BLAH.

For crying OUT LOUD...mucho aggressive-ness on the road today. Some asshole came speeding on my ass whilst flashing his brights. NOT cool. I hate trucks.

Anyway, I am just so done. I cannot wait to sleep in tomorrow. Was going to the open house tonight, but 10 hours is enough time to spend at the lovely workplace. Oh God, I need to make more money.

Mom is finally home, and she has had no sleep...thus mucho freaking tension is about the house.

Top drawer, I say! TOP DRAWER!

or not.

Shitty times, actually. Was just informed we're attending early temple services tomorrow when tomorrow is my only day off and I NEVER sleep in. JOOOOY! Too much.

On the flipside, had a wonderful afternoon with Tracie and Heather. We need to go out more often, and I sincerely hope we won't be arrested when we do.

Have growing disdain for DW. Its most likely all the tension about the opening. Oh Lord, I cannot wait.

Ya know, you guys are REALLY bringing down the makeout room!

Cold.

I want to go home.

Menu for the Day

So I just got back from work. YEE haw. I have to go back in 8 HOURS! 8 HOURS!

So Tracie got a job at $21.50 an hour. AN HOOOUUUUUR! I think I am going to be sick...

Just finished my lovely meatless veggie CHICKEN WINGS. You figure that one out.

According to my manager, I'm going to be promoted in no more than 6 months. I think I can handle that. :)

Went to see some other apartments today and was extremely impressed. More details later.

Anthony's Song

Am I moving out? We'll know by next week. Muahahahah.

I am so cold. While mom has been away, the thermo has been set to 68 degrees at ALL TIMES! MADNESS, DAD!

Work was hellish today. I did a spectacular display for UNDER ARMOUR this morning, and I am quite proud of it. " I LOVE YOUR USE OF HARDLINES!!" But then again, who doesn't?

I just need more of THAT 70S SHOW. I just don't get enough as it is.

Cause I don't have to go right now.

WHEN I MOVE, YOU MOVE!

Baby, its a lost cause

CRRRRRAP! Just when I THINK I know what I want to do, it blows up in my face. Worked with an HR generalist today, and I so want her job. However, I just changed majors at CU, and I really really dislike their business program. BUT Metro state has a marketing program that looks fantastic, and Gart would pay for HALF of my tuition. AND also check this out: ANYONE can audition for Metro shows. You DON'T have to be a theatre major. So I could still do theatre, people, but I could def. get an awesome job after graduation at corporate. BUT METRO? I don't know. I'm such a slave to prestige. AND I just changed schools within CU. Crap, I don't know what to do. I need to talk to Kyle.

DON is a FREAK, people. But he comes bearing cheez-its...

I have to work in a few hours. Goodnight.

The hottest line of ALL time:

Hi, my name is Paul. I'm 24 and I teach 3rd grade.

Buh-nuh nuh

Would you ever date someone that had the same name as one of your parents? I don't know, but that's just freaky.

Spending my day off cleaning, which just needs to be done. SO there it is.

Mom is probably in Nebraska by now.

Wes Anderson is just the best director, hands down. Watched Rushmore this morning, and I just can't get enough of that movie. I love Jason Schwartsman. Gee, I wish my cousins were Sophia Coppola and Nicholas Cage...

WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?

I am overcome

China China is my home. Awww, I miss you, Bruce Ripple!

Dave Matthews looks incredibly attractive with a beard...oy.

So work was so hella long today. Blah. Tomorrow is my day off, so OH HAPPY DAY, people.

A day like this calls for chinese food.

Who changed the McNugget?

I want to sleep.

Ale for sale and/or barter there at the fair ladddddIIIEEE!

Temple was decent. Yaaaay for Lot and co! Ah well. Broke out the torah scrolls, so that was HQ.

Kyle is ILL, which is so not cool. Get better, Kyle.

Working tomorrow, which shall prove to be a day from hell if any more gridding is involved. Yeeee.

We're going to have a soft open NEXT THURSDAY, with the grand opening being the 18th. Sometimes you just NEED to purchase tons of North Face apparel!

Had a dream last night that I accidentally killed some blonde chick, and then I entered a ballroom dancing contest with Sean Astin and won. Ricotta?

AGH! Had yet ANOTHER DREAM that the bottom portion of my house sunk into the earth, and we could no longer make use of it in fear for our lives if the windows ever busted. I had to purchase an entirely new wardrobe because I didn't have any access to my room. Hmm...which actually wouldn't be the end of the world, now that I think of it.

In just a few weeks I'll be able to register for next semester...and I can't help but feel a bit nervous about my major change, but I think that will subside. I could get up to half of my tuition reimbursed if I do indeed go into business. What to do...

Going out tonight with the "CLAPPER" dude from work. He seems a bit bizarre for my taste, but we shall see indeed. Ya never know...

I said MAUVE, NOT TURQUOISE!

When the moon hits the sky like a Nike fitness M-4...

Just got home from work. Currently watching bits of STAR DATES. Sick sad world.

Anywho, I def. believe gridding is not for moi. Maybe after 3 months.

Three margaritas.

Looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow.

There was nothing gymNASTIC about it, unfortunately.

Chicken patty on a bun

YAY! Got home early from work tonight, and good news: they're considering me for management. Rah.

Tonight is the last night for crap-tastic dinner, because tomorrow is indeed erev shabbat. Its been TOO long, people. This week has gone by super-fast.

Anywho, we got our Colombia fixtures tonight! And NOT just for accessories, people. Its about time.

SO yes yes...7-3 tomorrow. Post-3...BLISS.

You can never find the MAAAAAN you used to be! WHO IS JARED PECKANPAUGH? He was just really hot and had good hair. And he called Berkely "CYCLOPS." AWWW! The power quad! Jared, Jeremiah, Berkely, and Andrea. Hoorah for nostalgia.

Its goin' down

Getting ready for work in a few, and flipped on the tube. UH...yay for Monique on the Sharon O show whipping out CostCo product. Sometimes you just need a box of 80 pantyliners? Whaaaa?

Do they have them in Beverly Hills?

More tonight...

And make it HAPPEN!

So done with work for the day. I def. prefer this over the 2-10. I can so take the 7-3's anyday. Ah well. Back to the 2-10 tomorrow, so uh yay?

So Gordon's not going to Japan this year afterall. That sucks moderately for the G-man, but I'm glad to have him around .

WHAT A FEELIN'!

Golf balls up to HERE

I am so dead. Spent all AM in the Denver tech center, then ran to work to do a 2-10 tonight. And DID we. Mike left early so Shawn worked us like a slave driver because corporate is coming in tomorrow. I seriously don't blame him. HOWEVER, need to avoid my clogs like the plague when working long periods of time. Can't walk by 5pm. Not cool.

Anywho...Shawn's jeep is DEF. a manual. Too good to be true? We'll see.

I am so wearing the NB's tomorrow...

So...if I want to get at least 5 hours of sleep tonight, I need to go to bed now.

How I love Josh.

November 11th, people.

We gotta BUST out our cheers, YA'LL!

So yes. I went to bed at 7pm last night. Ahem. Was going to go for a walk-in this afternoon, but I could easily be too late. Eh. I'll go after work on Wednesday, perhaps. Yay 6-2! YESSSS!

Karen emailed me about the Y newsletter. I AM CRACKING. 2 months after I leave, I am still working for the Y. Eh.

Jim REALLY likes Jeff.

When My Pass Came in You Dropped the Ball

Just got back from an awesome day of work. How I heart Tracie...tres typical that we're scheduled not unlike ships passing in the night. I get zero clock time with Tracie on my crew. SICK! Ah well...

Found the North Face Jacket that I am going to buy a.s.a.i.h.t.m. Niiiice.

I def. love working these hours instead of the whole 2-10pm thing followed my 6-2pm. WTF? If it made sense, you wouldn't find it here, I suppose.

Had a most girl-ified discussion with Heather and Tracie about the oddities of men's sex organs and habits...as well as our own. Can you say crotch rocket? Will disclose details at a later time.

Sesame chicken tonight, people! OH YEA!

Going to escuela tomorrow to get things squared away for next semester and the intra-univesity transfer. GOODIE!

Everyone just NEEDS a pair of trusty clogs in black and brown.

DISOLUTION OF MARRIAGE

Oftentimes I find myself longing to be a bio major, but the passion isn't there. I think its more of a fascination with the possibility that such a move would indeed open doors into a more lucrative career, but alas...one must be true to oneself.

The Roseanne and Tom era has indeed come to an end.

I asked for the LARGE shampoo and conditioner.

EXTRA EXTRA LAAAAARGE!

Why does this make me happy?

SNL's host tonight is Kelly Rippa. WTF?

I doubt any of you find this interesting (why change anything now?), but a person on Moby's photo page is wearing the same track jacket that I own and actively wear. YAY Urban Outfitters! I am a dork.

ALSO on a Moby Note: check out his new contest concerning the TRUTH ABOUT GEORGE BUSH on his web-journal. I love it.

Joel...you are too awesome to be real.

Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist?

Saturday. A dark Saturday.

Such a DARK time to be a part of the Real World team...

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

Having some CRAZY dreams as of late. All I can say is jeep wrangler, people from high school, coronas, getting kicked out of a movie theater, and trafton. Hmm...perhaps I should have salmon EVERY night...

Working tomorrow...not unlike everday, but I'm expecting more organization.

Trishelle, honey...concealer is your best friend, call for help.