Call the Colorado School of Dental Assisting! START YOUR CAREER TODAY!

Or not.

My hygenist is 43, weighs MAYBE 105 pounds, and wears gold, tassled cowboy boots with boot-cut jeans.

We LOVE hah.

So since el job is over with next week, I am getting MOST antzy. I find myself trying to sit in my office, pretending to work. I actually have everything done, unfortunately, so I have to pace myself with everything else when it comes my way. OR.ELSE.I.GO.CRAZY.

Bored.

I can't get out of the szechuan.

I doubt I spelled that correctly. MEH.

Vagina Monologue auditions next weekend.

Sweet Jodi.