Paper clips and post-its

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm pretending like I'm working. Well. Working, more or less.

I really need to get out.

Gordon = cracks me up.

It is cold outside as of current. Right now I am putting together my crap for the staff bulletin board. Weeee. So much fun.

This is the worst post ever.

She's bored, people.

Do NOT Duplicate

Shit, people.

I am so ridiculously tired right now. I went to bed around 12, got up at 7:30, and here I am. The UPS dude is bringing in enough packages to choke a horse. Yaaaaay.

I am SO done.

Need to figure out if Ireland is going to happen this spring or summer. Blah.

WHO the hell is RJ Nethaway?!

So I am writing the staff newsletter now. Exciting.

Just put together the staff calendar...looks somewhat spiffy. OR NOT.

WORK AT THE HERMIT SHACK!

I want to go home.

Jumped into a moving car this morning
Yes, I did.

I am physically and emotionally drained. I have a few decisions to make, and I need to make them soon.

And I would be knocked to the floor if I wasn't there already

Saturday. In the office. Blah.

Nate is supposedly going to stop by before he heads out to Montana with his bro.

The Irish kids went AWOL. An incredibly sophomoric decision on their part, fo serious.

Vas else? Babysitting for the Taylor's tonight, which should prove *fruitful,* verily.

Looking into Cal schools, but I seriously don't think the west coast is my area. Especially an area that is sinking in inches YEARLY. Pleasant.

Still formulating plans for my Amazonian tribe...muahaha.

Ahem.

Checkout biotch

Went and saw SEABISCUIT last night, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. An awesome film, indeed.

Dante went to run the Irish kids to the airport, so here I find myself in the office once again. Yaaay. My entire body aches right now. Ah well. How I would love to be on the beach today.

I was told this morning that I need to see "The Island."

From the UPS dude's mouth: "They get on this island, inbreed between themselves and get crazy as shit."
My kind of film.

Every artist is a victim of their environment.

I don't know you, but I want you so badly...

Again in the office.

Wow. I cut my nails way too freaking short, and I am paying for it.

Missing Ashley.

Housing is kicking the shit out of me. I have never met so many needy people in my LIFE.

Saw the Chicago film last night for the first time, and it was definitely everything I expected...tres awesome. Catherine Zeta Jones = diva.

Vat else? Not too much. Taking a staff trip this evening, and I am going to purchase some much-needed essentials.

Almost done moving into Hague. Sigh. I've still got some major crap loitering in Ferno. Tonight is not the night, however.

I was so blind I did not recognize...

Feta is indeed betta.

EAT IT with a fork

Kyle is back from Vermont. Yay for move-age to NY, FO SHIZZLE.

Moving into Hague slowly but surely. Mucho better than Ferno.

KARMA POLICE.

And...sometimes a bandit needs a posse.

The Price We Paid

Yes, so I just saw FREDDY vs JASON. Ahem. One high quality film there, folks.

I'm at home this weekend, which is incredibly awesome. I haven't had a decent night of sleep in a good while, so I am looking forward to catching up.

I experienced the Cold Stone Creamery for the first time tonight. Mucho qualitative.

I have attempted blogging TWICE since August 7th, and everytime the computer crashes. Ah well. Shame on moi for trying to blog at work. SO ANYWHO...

Mucho has transpired since the 7th. We had the 80's staff dance, which was a headache to put together, but turned out. Eh. I checked out over 100 people Friday. Buh-bye.

AGH! Bought my record player on Friday. Too freaking awesome. I broke out my rent's LP collection to find some extremely awesome selections. Props to the parents.

Blah. Well...I'm tired and dinner awaits, so ciao for now, peeps.

2 Sets of arms, they had 2 sets of legs

Numero uno: We have a million freaking staff members checking out this next week. Ahem.

Numero dos: I am actually enjoying my time in the cell.

Numero tres: Had a great evening.

Numero cuatro: I miss Kyle.

Numero cinco: I heart Hedwig.

Numero seis: WE DON'T HAVE A DJ YET FOR THE STAFF DANCE ON TUESDAY!*insert scream*

Numero siete: The IDENTICAL TWIN of one Mr. Terry Becker is at the front desk right now. Tres spooky.

Y por fin... I DO, however, get to go to the opera tonight, so yee freaking haw. Paglicacci, here I come!

I'm Off

Haven't blogged in quite a while. Ahem.

So I was kicked out of my room so some older folks could take it. Sigh. I am moving into Howard this weekend, so I will soon again have my own shower and enough room for my personal effects.

Had a fantastic weekend, thanks. Best of the summer, to be more specific.

Kyle called me from NYC this past week. Ultra-sweetness. As of now, he is living it up in Vermont. Excellent.

Blah. Bored. So much to write about. I have absolutely NO FREAKING time this summer. Good? Bad? I'm not sure.

This summer I've also been able to enjoy the fruits of HR labor as well as the lovely back-stabbing! Fun times.

Bueno, I am going to head to my cell and zonk out for a bit. I have the evening off *thank G-d*, but I am going to assist the Ash-Master with the cream of ice.

Fooking Burrito

I grew up in these stockyards!

Fam is coming today. I still have yet to hear from them. Woo.

Cleaned my room up a bit. I really haven't been spending much time in here, so it was a COMPLETE disaster. Awesome.

MICAH CAME! Lovely Iowan folk rock my face. Old skoo friends = chill.

This week has been the longest week in my life. Oh, and the Russian dude wasn't hit by a car, but I am holding fast to my fat American tourist shpeal. Watch out, people.

Israeli army this summer! HOO HAH!

Drop Dead Gorgeous is cracking me up more and more. Perhaps it is the way Kirstie Alley is portrayed as a huge psycho bitch that really drives it home for me...quality.

Missing Kyle more and more these days. This winter needs to be here NOW.

James and Ash are doing CCY today. Badass.

Once in every lifetime...

Do yourself a favor and download T. Corp.'s "Meu Destino." Highly enjoyable. Rock.

More cleaning to do...lata.

Never gonna be as big as Jesus

What up. Sitting here in the lovely office on a Saturday...putting off work. We have about 3,000 more envelopes to stuff for recruitment.

Spoke with Mom just now. I am going to try to get a 4 day weekend, but we shall see how that works out. Misty, Mike and Co. are here for a while, so it would be nice to visit with them before they head back to Indiana.

Wow. I am tired. The night before last I scored about 2 hours of sleep, but I was doing okay yesterday. Eh.

I need Monday off. I def. heart weekend duty.

Wow

So what is there to say about this week? It has been absolute madness. I've been called a "heretic" by certain members of the staff (YAY!), the talent show is FINALLY freaking over, I'm arranging my travel plans to Ireland/Scotland/England for this next spring, and I am starting multiple projects for Dante. Woo.

Been spending some excellent quality time with Nate as of lately. Yay. :)

Went out with Elaine and Katie yesterday for some madness on wheels, a.k.a. Estes Park go-karting. Ultra-sweet. Also went to the Stanley Hotel, finally. No big whoop. Saw some photos from the Dumb and Dumber scenes shot here as well as Shining photos.

Visited with Ashley's fam last night before Nate-activities. Awesome Nebraska people.

One of the Russian guys got hit by a guest while on his way up the YMCA entrance on his bike. NOT cool.
"Welcome to the United States, where big fat American tourists don't watch where they are going and try to kill you behind the wheel of their fucking huge SUV's! YAAAAY!"
Disgusting.

Anyway, I am on duty this entire weekend, so shizzle my nizzle indeed!

Denver

So I'm in Denver...yee freaking haw. Within the first ten minutes of arriving here, I already had my first load of laundry in, and I had changed my IP crap to the local connection here. Bwah.

Anywho...better check up with E and make some lunch. Later, dudes.

I am going to pass out

Um, yea. Got back from Nate's 20 minutes before I had to be at work this morning. Awesome.

Last night was fab, but I'd like to REMEMBER more of it. Woops. :)

So I am in the office with all but ONE HOUR of sleep under my belt. Wow.

Wow

I could seriously scratch my own eyes out right now. Uh...can you say IRRITATION?

Went out with Marc last night for a few, which was indeed good times. Caught a DVD before heading out on duty.

The cookout is tonight, so we'll have THAT to deal with. I believe my Celestial Seasonings trip is going to be cancelled, and I am a bit relieved, to be honest. I have had no sleep for the past two days...it is catching up with me.

This weekend is going to rule so much. Nothing but sleep and relaxation. I could use some of both.

Why, oh why have you let yourself be brought down...

Miss you, Kyle.

NUGGET.

Jars

Sitting here in the office at 7:58 in the am. Bored. My allergies are getting extreme. Although I am armed with antihistamines and saline nose spray, I am still under heavy attack. Yay.

Dante took us out for lunch at the Notchtop yesterday. Very cool.

Tonight is screening for the talent show. Joy. Going to a film with Nate, Matt and Marc this weekend. Most excellent of times. I have that wonderful trip to Drums Along the Rockies tomorrow in Denver. Sigh. Might meet the rents for dinner, tho.

Holy crap. My Dad won a trip to Aspen for two this next weekend. All of this is including a day at the Aspen Spa and lodging at a hoity toity hotel for the weekend. I AM CRACKING. YOU STUMPED THE SAGE! MUAHAHAHAHAH! Ahem.

Maroon 5 is growing on me like moss on a stone.

WHY am I listening to WOW 2003? Desperation.

Yay

John Mayer/Counting Crows/Maroon 5 concert = Too freaking awesome to describe. One of those moments, people. One of those moments.

Chilled with the Nate-ster on Tuesday. Most excellent of times, I may add. I def. need to spend more time with him, seriously.

Last night I went to Grand Lake for the Co. Rep. Theatre experience that WAS Little Shop of Horrors. Good times. They are also doing Secret Garden and Fiddler. Yay. DICKON! Crazy times/memories.

Wow. The concert on Monday was unreal. I wished for you, Kyle. SEVERE gutteral pains from wishing, I might add.

Anywho...gotta take Ike to town for a few. Yeehaw.