Te llamo; I hate you
Mom was in the hospital this entire weekend. MORPHINE. I lived there. House sat during the wee hours--the dogs are nuckin futs. Snowed 10 inches in Parker. Dear G-d, I love the Jeep. Took me two hours to get to LoDo...AND I took c470.
I received support from a *very* surprising source this weekend. I appreciate this.
My JAZZ dance classes start next week. Jazz pants/hands/shoes/gloves/your mom. The same instructor does a tap class, too---I am all BOUT IT BOUT IT.
My diet has consisted of mainly oatmeal for the past week. Weird, yet strangely phenom.
I'm going to see Matisyahu this week, and you aren't. HA. SOOOOO excited.
I should consider buying *real* food. Nah.
Saturday, January 29, 2005
Caught in between
Joni, you are a Godsend. We're churching it on Sunday...LET THE GAMES BEGIN. We went and saw HIDE AND SEEK....and yes, we definitely screamed aloud. Twice.
I really loathe basketball.
For some reason I am turning into a 55 year-old man...I have such a LUST FOR Creedance Clearwater Revival. Something about their music....it was just TEXTURED. It MEANT something, heaven forbid. Also picked up Ill Nino's last album...it was autographed on the book inside...actually autographed. I laughed. Amelie was sitting on the shelf for 10 bucks, so I picked that shit up, as well.
I know it. I was in Nam.
My feet are FREEZING.
I told whats-his-face that I had absolutely no intentions of pursuing anything with him. He took it quite well after giving me an awesome FUCK YOU. Eh. I get that a lot.
Dyin just to come back....so we can meet again.
Joni, you are a Godsend. We're churching it on Sunday...LET THE GAMES BEGIN. We went and saw HIDE AND SEEK....and yes, we definitely screamed aloud. Twice.
I really loathe basketball.
For some reason I am turning into a 55 year-old man...I have such a LUST FOR Creedance Clearwater Revival. Something about their music....it was just TEXTURED. It MEANT something, heaven forbid. Also picked up Ill Nino's last album...it was autographed on the book inside...actually autographed. I laughed. Amelie was sitting on the shelf for 10 bucks, so I picked that shit up, as well.
I know it. I was in Nam.
My feet are FREEZING.
I told whats-his-face that I had absolutely no intentions of pursuing anything with him. He took it quite well after giving me an awesome FUCK YOU. Eh. I get that a lot.
Dyin just to come back....so we can meet again.
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
This party is quite the sausage fest
My SCUBA class last night was amazing. I did very well--I rocked the mask clearing underwater. Shawn was fabulous. I'm definitely getting certified.
Passing OUT this morning was NOT so amazing: doctor probing at my groceries + chick stabbing me 5 times before hitting a vein to draw blood from - any and all food = loss of consciousness. YAY!
Small triumph number one: Free 6 month subscrip to Diver Training mag
Small triumph number two: Rolling into work at 12:30...I could get used to this
Amusing news of the day: Mandy Schley in Allison's Greek Drama/Lit class--priceless
Procrasta news: Me starting laundry at 10:30pm when I've been home idling since 7:30pm
Amusing news number two: The patch comes in a caboodle-like carrying case that I shall henceforth utitilize for makeup toting
Not so cool news: My groceries are sore as hell
Today IS Thursday. It has to be.
Bless Eli. How we love being poor.
BAD NEWS: GIJOE cartoons from ebaums were shut down. Bastards.
We're running out of pepper jack.
The weather here is 60 and holding. I wore flip flops today. This is the beginning...
My SCUBA class last night was amazing. I did very well--I rocked the mask clearing underwater. Shawn was fabulous. I'm definitely getting certified.
Passing OUT this morning was NOT so amazing: doctor probing at my groceries + chick stabbing me 5 times before hitting a vein to draw blood from - any and all food = loss of consciousness. YAY!
Small triumph number one: Free 6 month subscrip to Diver Training mag
Small triumph number two: Rolling into work at 12:30...I could get used to this
Amusing news of the day: Mandy Schley in Allison's Greek Drama/Lit class--priceless
Procrasta news: Me starting laundry at 10:30pm when I've been home idling since 7:30pm
Amusing news number two: The patch comes in a caboodle-like carrying case that I shall henceforth utitilize for makeup toting
Not so cool news: My groceries are sore as hell
Today IS Thursday. It has to be.
Bless Eli. How we love being poor.
BAD NEWS: GIJOE cartoons from ebaums were shut down. Bastards.
We're running out of pepper jack.
The weather here is 60 and holding. I wore flip flops today. This is the beginning...
Monday, January 24, 2005
BOOTY CALL 2005
I didn't sleep last night. I am a DOUCHE.
Eh. This is the time.
So yes. Sunday night proved to be great ...Sean, you better get your crap together for Wednesday. FO uh sho.
At 2pm today I thought it was Tuesday.
Someone cure me of this sick ROCKAPELLA ADDICTION!
I exercised the demons of our TOSHIBA 106631 today. RECOGNIZE, biznitches.
I had my SCUBA lesson tonight with Shawn...a phenom instructor. We spent 2 hours getting our SCUBA on-- throwing torpedoes and frisbees at each other, doing flips, and practiced getting water out of our masks whilst under. That sounded like SUCH a flippin 3rd grade journal entry. MEH. I am *so* getting certified. Also--the owner is HARDCORE into underwater photog...another facet in which I must tap with great force.
Let it begin...
I didn't sleep last night. I am a DOUCHE.
Eh. This is the time.
So yes. Sunday night proved to be great ...Sean, you better get your crap together for Wednesday. FO uh sho.
At 2pm today I thought it was Tuesday.
Someone cure me of this sick ROCKAPELLA ADDICTION!
I exercised the demons of our TOSHIBA 106631 today. RECOGNIZE, biznitches.
I had my SCUBA lesson tonight with Shawn...a phenom instructor. We spent 2 hours getting our SCUBA on-- throwing torpedoes and frisbees at each other, doing flips, and practiced getting water out of our masks whilst under. That sounded like SUCH a flippin 3rd grade journal entry. MEH. I am *so* getting certified. Also--the owner is HARDCORE into underwater photog...another facet in which I must tap with great force.
Let it begin...
Sunday, January 23, 2005
THE BITTER IRONY
So get this: during the summer of my junior year in high school, I was a telemarketer for an HOUR. Freakin Central people talked me into it, and I wanted to supplement my awesome, non-existent income. I did a shpeal for the FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE. Just so happens that some TELEMARKETER just called me 5 minutes ago toting the SAME shpeal I once did years ago. I hung up after politely saying something random about supporting the police in another facet, blah blah.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE OUR GOLD STAR and pledge over 50 dollars? No thanks.
Lunch meeting this afternoon with Sean. Meeting Katie to catch up tonight. Post-meeting with Katie I have to track down my swimming suit so I can get my SCUBA on tomorrow. Its most likely chillin in some box I have yet to open. YESSS. I also need to give this place a decent cleanse before Eli gets back from Nebraskie.
Hung out with Timbo last night, and I really think that I need to retire Napoleon at least for 3 weeks. I'm on the *EDGE*, people.
Shawn is moving back to Colorado next month! HELLS YES! Its my fabuloso YMCA poster boy and Joe Dirt bud from days of yore.
Taco Bell seriously smells like rotten ass when you're not hungry.
The weather = beautimous. I'm out to enjoy it.
Ciao.
So get this: during the summer of my junior year in high school, I was a telemarketer for an HOUR. Freakin Central people talked me into it, and I wanted to supplement my awesome, non-existent income. I did a shpeal for the FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE. Just so happens that some TELEMARKETER just called me 5 minutes ago toting the SAME shpeal I once did years ago. I hung up after politely saying something random about supporting the police in another facet, blah blah.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE OUR GOLD STAR and pledge over 50 dollars? No thanks.
Lunch meeting this afternoon with Sean. Meeting Katie to catch up tonight. Post-meeting with Katie I have to track down my swimming suit so I can get my SCUBA on tomorrow. Its most likely chillin in some box I have yet to open. YESSS. I also need to give this place a decent cleanse before Eli gets back from Nebraskie.
Hung out with Timbo last night, and I really think that I need to retire Napoleon at least for 3 weeks. I'm on the *EDGE*, people.
Shawn is moving back to Colorado next month! HELLS YES! Its my fabuloso YMCA poster boy and Joe Dirt bud from days of yore.
Taco Bell seriously smells like rotten ass when you're not hungry.
The weather = beautimous. I'm out to enjoy it.
Ciao.
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Friday, January 21, 2005
NEBRASKIE!
People. The week is over.
Work went by rather slow today, BUT...not bad. I could snag a spot being the corporate trainer for intake....oh YES, yes I will.
Had a phenom chat with Kerli last night---my favorite Estonian vixen. Damn, I love this woman. I need to meet up with her in Munich ASAP. She broke up with Sven---4 years of her life down the drain. This nauseates me. He treated her like shit. Hopefully this new German dude will prove to be lesser of a douche.
Tonight Eli unt moi are hittin the town. Oh...its on.
Sean? You + me = us. Let the photo shenanigans commence.
People. The week is over.
Work went by rather slow today, BUT...not bad. I could snag a spot being the corporate trainer for intake....oh YES, yes I will.
Had a phenom chat with Kerli last night---my favorite Estonian vixen. Damn, I love this woman. I need to meet up with her in Munich ASAP. She broke up with Sven---4 years of her life down the drain. This nauseates me. He treated her like shit. Hopefully this new German dude will prove to be lesser of a douche.
Tonight Eli unt moi are hittin the town. Oh...its on.
Sean? You + me = us. Let the photo shenanigans commence.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
ASHA BLAKE IS A *CURIOUS* JOURNALIST
Because we really give a flying rat's ass.
This week has been a journey, indeed. Finished my article by today for the corp paper, but the transportation story took up more space than the editor thought----hence my story gets the boot until next week. Meh. At least it won't be cut into pieces.
Felt like SHITTLES this morning...took a long walk at lunch today to my favorite Thai place for some much needed space. The weather was RIDICULOUSLY beautiful. Ugh. I was so stressed this morning....oy. Post-lunch I headed back to the office and saw Nancy out on the lawn next to Grant street. I love that kid. Had a fabulous talk. Felt so much better post-1pm.
Jon = ill, and his dad is in town. Yikes.
Kyle was in a car accident today. What gives, people?
Jesse Bradford? HECK YES.
Matisyahu will be here in two weeks. For this I rejoice.
Taking a voice-over acting class. I am hella excited to get into the studio.
We're done.
Because we really give a flying rat's ass.
This week has been a journey, indeed. Finished my article by today for the corp paper, but the transportation story took up more space than the editor thought----hence my story gets the boot until next week. Meh. At least it won't be cut into pieces.
Felt like SHITTLES this morning...took a long walk at lunch today to my favorite Thai place for some much needed space. The weather was RIDICULOUSLY beautiful. Ugh. I was so stressed this morning....oy. Post-lunch I headed back to the office and saw Nancy out on the lawn next to Grant street. I love that kid. Had a fabulous talk. Felt so much better post-1pm.
Jon = ill, and his dad is in town. Yikes.
Kyle was in a car accident today. What gives, people?
Jesse Bradford? HECK YES.
Matisyahu will be here in two weeks. For this I rejoice.
Taking a voice-over acting class. I am hella excited to get into the studio.
We're done.
Sunday, January 16, 2005
Don't get all heavy and uncool...
I am *loving* today. Slept in this morning and then headed down to the rents' house for festivities. Home = max. comfort. Homeade pizza tonight? Heck yes.
This weekend has been phenom--started out with Joni on Friday with some Thai and shopping. I started to get TRES tired, so we snagged some Starbucks--the triple shot = not a good idea. I ended up wrapping the night up rather early because I felt like absolute shite. Meh. I just needed some sleep.
Last night was great--Chris drove up for shenanigans. Laser tag = LONG overdue. :)
AMERICA'S GRILL? Just say NO. I CANNOT believe the positive reviews for that place.
Entertaining the thought of staying here tonight...I could fit a run in before work tomorrow.
European Vacation is on right now---hilarious. Its been a while.
Home Alone 4? WHEN does it STOP? Ugh.
Bizarre dreams last night--all I can remember is that I was stuck in a high-rise watching a swarm of tornadoes surround the courthouse. In another dream I was strapped to this catapult thing that was supposed to be a huge, indoor car-wash. Yea, I know. It doesn't make sense. ANYWHO...the catapult released both backwards and forwards... so I was flying along, strapped to the device about 50 feet into the air in an arc.
I have no idea what this means.
Allison--I've lost 5 more pounds in the past two weeks. Muahahaha! I can't wait for this week O-torture to commence.
The Colts are getting their asses handed to them.
Lizzaundrat time.
I am *loving* today. Slept in this morning and then headed down to the rents' house for festivities. Home = max. comfort. Homeade pizza tonight? Heck yes.
This weekend has been phenom--started out with Joni on Friday with some Thai and shopping. I started to get TRES tired, so we snagged some Starbucks--the triple shot = not a good idea. I ended up wrapping the night up rather early because I felt like absolute shite. Meh. I just needed some sleep.
Last night was great--Chris drove up for shenanigans. Laser tag = LONG overdue. :)
AMERICA'S GRILL? Just say NO. I CANNOT believe the positive reviews for that place.
Entertaining the thought of staying here tonight...I could fit a run in before work tomorrow.
European Vacation is on right now---hilarious. Its been a while.
Home Alone 4? WHEN does it STOP? Ugh.
Bizarre dreams last night--all I can remember is that I was stuck in a high-rise watching a swarm of tornadoes surround the courthouse. In another dream I was strapped to this catapult thing that was supposed to be a huge, indoor car-wash. Yea, I know. It doesn't make sense. ANYWHO...the catapult released both backwards and forwards... so I was flying along, strapped to the device about 50 feet into the air in an arc.
I have no idea what this means.
Allison--I've lost 5 more pounds in the past two weeks. Muahahaha! I can't wait for this week O-torture to commence.
The Colts are getting their asses handed to them.
Lizzaundrat time.
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Kick my ass
Hello, my children.
Allison put together a workout tonight that kept my body shaking WELL into my drive home. You fuckin' rule, dude. THIS is what I'm talkin about.
Dinner and festivities with Joni tomorrow night. Looking forward to this.
I have my first SCUBA lesson on Monday night.
Sunday: to snowshoe or NOT to snowshoe...that is the question. I think its going to be a menopause fest, so I may forget about it. Eh. We'll see.
My body is aching for denim. Thank G-d tomorrow is cashz.
DENIM DEBBIE!
Hello, my children.
Allison put together a workout tonight that kept my body shaking WELL into my drive home. You fuckin' rule, dude. THIS is what I'm talkin about.
Dinner and festivities with Joni tomorrow night. Looking forward to this.
I have my first SCUBA lesson on Monday night.
Sunday: to snowshoe or NOT to snowshoe...that is the question. I think its going to be a menopause fest, so I may forget about it. Eh. We'll see.
My body is aching for denim. Thank G-d tomorrow is cashz.
DENIM DEBBIE!
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
You're KILLIN ME, SMALLS!
Tuesday. Is it Friday yet?
Went to the gym today post-work. I'm getting VERY BORED with the workouts even though I have been changing up the pace quite a bit. My attention span is on the wane.
Cleaned out the Jeep tonight after I came home from gyming. I did as much as I could until I could no longer feel my fingers. Ugh. I need to RID my life of clutter. I'm throwing out half of my clothes with absolutely no regret. Just get *rid* of it all. CATHARSIS of CRAP, as it were.
I need to make dinner. Don't feel like eating.
This is your life.
Tuesday. Is it Friday yet?
Went to the gym today post-work. I'm getting VERY BORED with the workouts even though I have been changing up the pace quite a bit. My attention span is on the wane.
Cleaned out the Jeep tonight after I came home from gyming. I did as much as I could until I could no longer feel my fingers. Ugh. I need to RID my life of clutter. I'm throwing out half of my clothes with absolutely no regret. Just get *rid* of it all. CATHARSIS of CRAP, as it were.
I need to make dinner. Don't feel like eating.
This is your life.
Monday, January 10, 2005
Sunday, January 09, 2005
GET LOW
Let me sum up the weekend:
1. Won 200 buckaroos
2. Allison & Moi = good times at work holiday party. We just *looked good*
3. Met up with Jon and Eirka at Luna in LoDo--we're not Erika fans. Cosmo = yes
4. Great times with Chris in the Sprangs- LET ME HOLD YOUR CREAM!
5. Came to the realization that I never want to be blitzed ever again. It just *lacks* class
6. Jon and moi worked the HELL out of our arrangement of COLD. Damn, we sound good.
NOT ready for Monday. UGH.
Let me sum up the weekend:
1. Won 200 buckaroos
2. Allison & Moi = good times at work holiday party. We just *looked good*
3. Met up with Jon and Eirka at Luna in LoDo--we're not Erika fans. Cosmo = yes
4. Great times with Chris in the Sprangs- LET ME HOLD YOUR CREAM!
5. Came to the realization that I never want to be blitzed ever again. It just *lacks* class
6. Jon and moi worked the HELL out of our arrangement of COLD. Damn, we sound good.
NOT ready for Monday. UGH.
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Sunday, January 02, 2005
It doesn't work out this way
Watched the last half of Annie Hall. We're just in it for the eggs, my friends. I am starting to believe this. Depressing. I love the truth. It makes me nauseated.
Matthew Lesko...TIP for you: if you want people to buy your shitty book, don't try to sell it on tv while wearing a freaking felt question-mark suit that makes you look like the joker.
Bill Pullman has really nice hair in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. There's just a *sheen* to it that bests the most remarkable of Pantene commercials.
Watched Reign of Fire tonight for the first time. Holy crap, I just can't EVER get enough of Christian Bale. *PICK AXE*
Watched the last half of Annie Hall. We're just in it for the eggs, my friends. I am starting to believe this. Depressing. I love the truth. It makes me nauseated.
Matthew Lesko...TIP for you: if you want people to buy your shitty book, don't try to sell it on tv while wearing a freaking felt question-mark suit that makes you look like the joker.
Bill Pullman has really nice hair in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. There's just a *sheen* to it that bests the most remarkable of Pantene commercials.
Watched Reign of Fire tonight for the first time. Holy crap, I just can't EVER get enough of Christian Bale. *PICK AXE*
Saturday, January 01, 2005
GOLDEN NUGGET WOMAN
2005. HOORAH.
Shindig at Doug and Allison's last night. Good times all around. I went to bed around 1:45. We are old people.
Today is Dad's b-day...snagged him those fancy shmancy earphones he wanted, but I NEED to get him something else. I have no idea what to get.
I fucking *hate* minivans. Right now I'm trying to drown out the mexican fiesta my neighbors are throwing right now with my Lil Jon. I win.
Bend over to the front and touch yer toes...
I came home to a sea of coors light cans. There are TWO cans in the shower.
Finally bought Napoleon Dynamite yesterday. The dude that checked me out was a BIZARRO Nate and was most definitely hitting on me. It was the English accent, I'm sure.
Tomorrow I'm declaring "CLEAN UP MY SHIT" day, because my apartment and car are in shambles. We need to remedy this.
2005. HOORAH.
Shindig at Doug and Allison's last night. Good times all around. I went to bed around 1:45. We are old people.
Today is Dad's b-day...snagged him those fancy shmancy earphones he wanted, but I NEED to get him something else. I have no idea what to get.
I fucking *hate* minivans. Right now I'm trying to drown out the mexican fiesta my neighbors are throwing right now with my Lil Jon. I win.
Bend over to the front and touch yer toes...
I came home to a sea of coors light cans. There are TWO cans in the shower.
Finally bought Napoleon Dynamite yesterday. The dude that checked me out was a BIZARRO Nate and was most definitely hitting on me. It was the English accent, I'm sure.
Tomorrow I'm declaring "CLEAN UP MY SHIT" day, because my apartment and car are in shambles. We need to remedy this.