Tim Allen...*you* can leave

Snowed in today. A skosh annoyed. I'm over it.

FabULASH mascara.

I need to go to Walmart for necessities.

Auditions this weekend. I can't wait.

And...I'll expect that check on my coffee table. THANKS.

Matthew McConnaughey is just enough *hotness and just enough *white trash to get my wheels a 'churnin.