I'm on my way

I think the noodle man has a girlfriend, but she is tres snotty. I could remedy this. He also made 4 separate "pass-by's" whilst I was on the phone with Shawn. A CLEAR attempt at eye contact. AND I found out his name today. Wasn't expecting "TRAVIS." WTF?

I just want to be casual friends with Bill Murray. We'd go to carnivals, buy me a snow-cone, and we'd silently share a ferris wheel ride...

I want to dive into work. Just take a leap. I've nothing else really to live for.

Met some guy today who is going to be a priest. He was staring at my boobs throughout the entire conversation.

Crawl INTO a hole

Guys have feelings? WHAT?!

I need salad.

PAY FOR IT