He looks just like his brother John, but on an 18 month delay...

I'm tired. Today = mucho busy. I called Shawn between classes today and that was a great stress reliever. He called me back after the APS exam to see how I did. YAY for friends that just care. Hard to come by these days.

OOOOO! Nate called tonight, and that proved to be quite the adventure. We discussed Aunt Flow and the HOTTEST word on the street as of late, "GIZZIE." Its the next big thing, folks. Better believe it. I'm just glad he made it back alive from climbing the "Crack House" in Moab, Utah. The man doesn't stop climbing.

THE WEATHER HAS BEEN AWESOME TODAY! I LOOOOOVE IT! It is actually supposed to be in the upper-70s once again tomorrow. I love living in Colorado.

Took some zany pictures this evening, but I doubt I'll be putting them up. Blackmail material? Seriously.

Need to fax direct deposit crapola tomorrow as well as my new contract agreement...

LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE IN THE HIZZZOUSE!

Care for a chocolate-covered pretzel? *ching*

Un dos tres, un pacito bailante, Maria!

THANK YOU, GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM DONE! I finished my APS paper as well as my abstract for FUND. MASS is cancelled tomorrow, so I will devote that time to studying for the midterm hardcore styo. I will rejoice when this week is over.

Not feeling well tonight, but I think it just might be my lack of sleepage. Ah well. I can sleep when I'm dead.

April 1st = Tuesday! YAAAAAAAY! One step closer to May...

Dread Pirate Roberts needs sleep. Adios.

Cover your ears!

Yea. So I have time.

The 'rents are listening to their favorite jazz station as they read the paper, and the music right now is OH SO ambient (a.k.a. stuff my mom doesn't like). "Its all about mind control! THIS MUSIC IS ALTERING YOUR BRAIN! Subliminal MESSAGES! THINK ABOUT IT!"

YES! HELP ME! Moby is dispatching his radical left ideology directly to my brain VIA "PORCELAIN!"

Hmmm...perhaps Moby has already taken over.

I miss Kyle.

As plenipotentiary for the Western Seas...

Sunday. My favorite day. Or not.

My nails do not grow.

Had a strange dream last night about these four men who came to live with me. They wore driving hats and tweed suits.

I got up way too early. This is not a good thing. I have no doubt that I will be pulling a late night tonight. Better make sure we have coffee...

So work today, right? I only have to stay until 3:30, so it won't be that bad. I'll have ample time to come home and study for the APS midterm.

Breakfast sounds extremely nauseating right now. I think I'm going to hold off on that one.

I believe your mom is blessed with a plenitude of natural resources. MUAHAHAHAH! *takes your salt shaker and runs away*

With much affection and solicitude,
DPR

Ha. You know who you are.

We are building a religion...

WOOHOO! Work went by EXTREMELY fast. Nice.

Shabbat Unplugged tonight! ROCK ON!

OOOO! Met a fellow MoT today! She is going to Israel next week. <--JEALOUS.

We are building it bigger

I need to see Amelie. Tempted to purchase the DVD before viewing, but I'm not too sure about that.

"What's your major malfunction?"

We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes

Banks are obsessed with dum-dums. Watermelon or blueberry?

We're going out for dinner this evening...shabbat downtizzown style.

We are building a religion, a limited edition

I'm personally rooting for Thai tonight, but you never know. Dad may have a hunkering for MEXICAN.

Happiness is not a riddle when I'm listening to that great big fiddle...

I am going to audition for the Denver R.T. and maybe the M.T. HOWEVER, I don't know if I should before this summer. Perhaps I will wait until fall, but I will most definitely call them.

We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains

I'm pointing my fingers at you

IT CAN'T BE FRIDAY! AGHHHHHHHH! It is. What does this mean? Andrea has to face the music and study for her APS mid-term and write her research paper. Procrastination at its finest, people. I'm not too worried about it.

Heading to work here in a bit. I have no idea what I am going to wear. EH.

My throat is a bit nasty today, so I am going to pop upstairs and make some tea to tame the beast.

I'M BRIAN FELLOW!

I have no idea if we're going to temple tonight. Playing it by ear, I suppose?

Need to send off my YMCA shtoff.

THAT'S A COSBY SWEATAH!

"God, glitter is SO HOT RIGHT NOW!" Awesome.

You should have seen her

I'm definitely not happy with where I am right now. I have to change it, and I have to change it fast. I really don't know WHY I have been trying to fool myself for the past 6 months. Although its great to be realistic, there's a time when you have to let some of that go in order to do what you want to do. I think I've grown cold. This upsets me.

Do you really want it?

Wednesday is upon us.

Weird dreams last night. I probably deserve it for watching Mallrats right before I went to bed. "SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!" *insert Jay's maniacal giggle*

Time to exeunt! Be good, people.

OH, I REMEMBER! There was like a foot of standing water all through my HOUSE. AND...I got a job at Journey's, and DAVE ATTELL was my boss. He didn't train me at all, he just made me take a nap with him in the back. Yea, I didn't get it, either. The store didn't have bathroom stalls, they had these loooong cylinder-type white tubes instead. You would just wrap this white material around the front of the cylinder for privacy. Hmm...perhaps I should construct a crude drawing. OR NOT.

Okaaaaay...so yay for memory-gasms. Wrap your mind around that one for a while...

Drop It Like Its Hot

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tuesday MARNIN'! Gotta love it.

I have been up since 5:45 trollin' about. I watched an infomercial for TONY ROBBINS' "THE EDGE" program. Tony Robbins does indeed rule. I was cracking. Yea, so after viewing Tony, I headed upstairs to jump in the shower around 7 or so. And...guess who was still in bed? E boy. He usually leaves at 6:30 for school...not today. I feel a bit bad for not checking to make sure he was up, but he told me he was *AWAKE* when I stopped at his room at about 6. Oh well. A fun start to his morning...or not. I hate that. I can remember waking up hella late for one reason or another and it completely messes up the whole day. Or at least jilts it a great deal. Especially when one was forced to park in BFE if you got to school after 7:20. Aww...high school. SICK.

I don't have work until 10 today, so I shouldn't be leaving for a while. I am only scheduled for 4 HOURS today. What the heck is that all about?

I need to get cracking on my research paper. And studying for that last mid-term in APS. I will definitely do a jig when I am DONE with that class. A thorn in my side, most definitely.

May needs to be here NOW.

EVERYONE OUT THERE BEST BE GETTIN' THE 8 MILE DVD! Or not.

And in the end...

WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN FULL METAL JACKET? I need to remedy this.

Snowing again. Lovely. We're actually supposed to have a blizzard here on Thursday. WEEEEEE!

Eli snagged the special edition JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK dvd, so HOO HAH for that. SNOOGINS!

Um, yea. Boring day, but I have really enjoyed the whole *no classes* thing. Rock on.

Lessons

*sent to me from a friend*

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.


During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"


Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello'. I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

Livin' inside a Matt Lauer Dream World...

And...Sunday. Ahem. Nice.

Heading to work soon, so that will be great fun. I work into the evening, so at least I'll be able to escape the hellish afternoon that comes with every Sunday.

So we're getting MORE SNOW this week. Grrrreat. I doubt it will slam us with the same force as last week's storm (the second worst in Colorado HISTORY), so not to worry.

SNL never ceases to rock my world.

"It is the opinion of this administration... that it is totally kick-ass."

I am cooking a burrito in my pants right now.

When you're wide awake

I have often wanted to be put up in a state hospital. To be declared officially TROUBLED. To write bizarre stories, to paint scenes of madness and have doctors spend their time analyzing what they mean in regards to my mental state. I wouldn't have any children, but my name would live on in medical books and through boxes of video surveillance. I would never marry. I would die young, but at least days would have meaning. At least my life wouldn't be so monochromatic.

Eh.

I have work tomorrow, so hoo hah for that. I need to make up my lost hours from the snow days we had earlier this week. Gotsta make the mulah.

KYLE SCORED A SPOT AT THE VERMONT STUDIO CENTER ARTISTS RESIDENCY!! I am so excited for him...he so deserves this and so much more. Kyle = art genius. I am so proud! Too awesome, indeed.

Everything I hear about this war makes me physically ill. I can't take it.

On a lighter note...shabbat was excellent. Too bad it only comes but once a week.

Anywho, I am going to run to the Rec. Hope everyone is having a nice weekend...

Avril Lavigne: "NO!!! I'm a punk rocker! I'm wearing a boy's tanktop! Look at my mad face! Bleaaah!! F it up! Suck it! Look! Watch! [ holds her hand up menacingly ] That's the English middle finger! Wrap your minds around that! I don't know who David.. Bow-ie is.. or the Sex.. Pie-stols.. I'm, like, 17, and they're, like, 100! So.. [ makes mad face ] ..bleaaahh!!"<--Amy Poehler RULES.

I promise one day everything will be better for you

Its the day, people. I'm actually going to LEAVE my house and DRIVE to work. Sound the trumpets! Or not.

I'm just concerned how the Civic will do in the slushiness, but we'll see, ey? I'm leaving about an hour before I have to clock in, so I should have some elbow room as far as arriving on time and in a somewhat safely manner.

I have my voice back, so YAY for that little tidbit. I seriously doubt people are going to weather the crap snow just to take photos today, but we'll see. I need some more on-camera time, so today might be my chance to get some practice in.

Watched Donnie Darko last night, and it was superb. Loved it. It was good/great/fantastic/pucker.

I can't believe its Friday. Madness.

I need to scrounge about the kitchen for some protein so I can try to stay conscious today. WOO! Wish me luck.

"THIS AIN'T NO BREAKFAST BURRITO!!"

Estamos Aqui

Hola, trolls. I hope you found your Wednesday to be most satisfactory. Ahem. We're up to 4 feet of snow with up to 5-6 foot snow drifts about the city. NICE. Two words, my friends: cabin fever.

However, I did manage to venture out into the neighborhood and take some photos today. Check 'em out! Some of them were also taken on Tuesday, but eh.

Anywho...I guess the war has officially started. Ahem.

I'm going to hit the sack for now, but I do wish all of you a safe and pleasant tomorrow. Take care...

Up to the hip

Weeee! Why am I up at 5am? I don't know. The snow out there is up to the hip, people. And that is just in the CITY areas. Pretty sweet. Can you say EARLY SPRING BREAK!? Most excellent.

Again, I am going to be posting some photos today of what the hizell is going on outside for EVERYONE to enjoy. But FIRST of all, I am going back to sleep. Ahhh...the joy of the snow day.

Yea...that's it for me right now. I'm gonna jump right back into bed! YEE HAW! Stay tuned for winter wonderland photos!

I wouldn't even pay a dollar...

Today has been an excellent day of NOTHING. NOTHING! We have about 3.5 feet of snow on the ground now! I have no doubt that school will be closed tomorrow. We're supposed to get snow ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT as well as all day Wednesday! Eli's car has officially been buried. NICE.

My site needs some SERIOUS updating. Methinks I am going to brave the blizzard and get some wonderful WINTERLAND photos tomorrow. Stay tuned for those, people.

Had an extended chat with Matt today, so yay for that. This summer will indeed rule.

Time to give Shawn a ring, trolls. Until lata...

SNOW DAY

OOOOO! Everything in Colorado is closed right now. I couldn't drive to work if I even tried. I don't have Heather's phone number, so I can't call work and say, "Uh...I can't even get out of my driveway." Oh well. I guess I will just keep calling the store to see if anyone is coming in...

I ran into Eli's room at 6am this morning and sang the "NO SCHOOL" song whilst jumping on his bed/face. After I had finished my last verse, he looked up at me and said the following: "Uh...Andrea? I'M ON FREAKING SPRING BREAK! " Whoops.

I need to break out the humidifier, people. My throat = in bad shape.

Anywho, I hope you all have a pleasant Tuesday. I know I will! We have close to 10 inches of snow, methinks. We're supposed to get a foot or two by tonight, so WOOHOO. Extended spring break? UH yes. Muahahahahha! I'm off to go romp in the soft white goodness....(not your mom)

Uno mas...

And in the spirit of the snow day, I deem the song of the day Jimmy Fallon's "Snowball Fight!" Word.

Doogie?

Neil, you may have the chops, but Alan would take you to SCHOOL! 10 TIMES!

Um, yea. It is definitely snowing super-sized frosted mini wheats right now. LOVE IT. I don't know if I'll be able to drive into work tomorrow...yay for delays. We'll see how things are in the morning...

Called the Nate-meister, and he is doing fan-tab-ulous. YAY! He might be coming up to Denver to visit me during my last week of sku, so YAY again. Good times ahead!

Is it spring break yet?

Play that funky music...

Its a dark and rainy morning here in lodo. Celebration. I'm hoping today goes by rather swiftly so I can get home and get some studying done for the Wed. mid-term. Right.

I wish for all of you a swift and painless Monday. Let's plow through this sucker.

Rockets and Robots

What a weekend, indeed. UH...busy? Maybe. Enjoyable? No doubt.

I just finished my paper for mass, so I am ready for bed! The paper wasn't too bad, so yay for that. Huzzah!

Called Kyle, so that was ultra-grand. YAY. I haven't seen Kyle since freaking OCTOBER! I can't wait anymore, people. This is killing me.

Work was fine today. OOOOO! We're supposed to get hit with a HUGE snow storm tomorrow, so we'll see how that pans out. It is supposed to "disable" Denver. I can only pray it lasts until Wednesday so I don't have to take my APS mid-term...that would be sweet, indeed. SNOW DAY! Or not. We'll see. I would enjoy that.

Got a new cell phone, so woo for that. It is DINKY. I feel like I am talking on a pager. I love it. Yay for gadgets.

Going to melt into bed...

Uh...this guy rocks my world.

He's the next big thing, people. Mark my words.

Are you serious?

Can I get a witness?

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay. I have no idea what that was.

Yesterday's "nap" turned into "Let's stay up, wait for a phone call, and clean the house." YAY! Not feeling too well. I think that my ultra-sick co-workers may have something to do with this. I can only take SO much echinacea and golden seal before my wall of immunity comes crashing down like a ton of bricks. I don't like this, people. I am NEVER sick. Ah well...I suppose it may as well be "my time."

ANYWHO...I did manage to get some extra sleep today, which was FABULOUS. Tomorrow I do indeed return to the workplace to engage in some KIDDIE MADNESS! Weeeeee!

NEW SNL TONIGHT! And...woo. I need to find a VHS for proper recordaTION therof. Very cool. Eli and I might run out tonight for some din din, but who knows what the night shall bring. Until lata...

Because we can-can-can

Work was extremely busy today, but oh well. I think I am going to take a nap here in a few. Usually I get time to sleep in during the week, but with my new work schedule I never wake up later than 6am. Considering I go to bed around 1 or 2 am most evenings, I am definitely losing some sleepage. HOWEVER, tomorrow is SATURDAY! YESSSSS! I am going to sleep tomorrow and lounge como una tortuga.

Gonna call Kyle tonight...

I have my last mid-term on Wednesday before spring break next week. I am definitely heading to Estes maybe next weekend for the holiday. Two days in Estes= NOT MUCH, but its better than zilcho.

Anywho...I am going to crawl into bed right about now. G'day trolls.

Quote of the Week

Aisha: "Nuh-uh! I'm'a take this ham home, and I'm'a eat it!" [ham-wrestling intensifies]

Give up the haaaaaam! Let the ham go and
Give up the haaaaaam!
Oh yeah!...
Give up the haaaaaam! Peace and unity,
Give up the haaaaaam!
All right!...
Give up the haaaaaam! Brother loving brother,
Give up the haaaaaam!
Oh yeah!...
Give up the haaaaaam! Let the ham go and
Give up the haaaaaam!

Decisions...

Just got back from work. I was supposed to finish up at 2pm instead of 4:30, but YAY for how fun things work out. I NEED MONEY! :)

The weather. Fabulous.

I am seriously considering a transfer to CSU or CUB for next spring. I also think I am going to take the fall semester off so I can get some dough and come back in the spring armed with my slick new RESIDENCY QUALIFICATION!

Yoink! Gotsta run in town...

If I hear "HEAT WAVE" one more time...

Just got home. I went out to dinner with the 'rents, so that was enjoyable. SOOO much happened today. I really don't feel like disclosing ALL the details now, so I will definitely cover that when I get home from work tomorrow.

I feel like I just had a lobotomy.

THE WEATHER! I CAN'T TAKE THIS! IT IS SOOOO NICE! I spent a good hour lounging on the grass outside the student union this afternoon and taking in some sun. The highlight of my week, fo shizzle.

It tastes like LIQUID POWER!

Again, our love for Capri Sun rules all...

I finished my paper! WOOO! I have another one to look forward to due next week for the same class. YAY! I refuse to let that bloody APS class eat me alive.

Matt called this afternoon, which was mucho enjoyable^20. *insert a Jack Black raised eyebrow face here* THAT'S WHAT I NEED, PEOPLE! Forget those ridiculous smiley faces, we need JACK BLACK EMOTICONS! I would buy that for a dollar. Too true.

"I'll bring the WEST COAST, the WHOLE THING!"

I'm going to close my eyes now and crawl into bed. Adieu, trollios.

Stick it OUT, girlfriend!

Ooooo....just got back from work. I need to round up some trolls that I can take some photos of, STAT! I'm looking for Brazilian....I'm looking for HANSEL! Hansel...so hot right now, HANSEL! Aww...how I love WIll Ferrel. Where was I going with this?

Anywho, I suppose I should start working on my APS paper before 9pm. However, that IS my prime time for paper-pumping. EH. We shall see.

PEOPLE! IT IS SO AWESOME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW! I believe I'm going to take advantage of the weather and get some sunning in. I can juuuust taste summer...

You better trim your DANGAH ZONE!

Awww! I miss Kyle so much. Today went fine. The test was difficult but I managed to OVERCOOOOOMMME. <--yay for LIVE! That song is just too great. Live- Overcome.

I start my new job tomorrow, so WOO HOO for that. Or not. I have no idea what to expect. Slobber? Most likely. We'll see.

OOOO! I will be so relieved when Wednesday comes to a close.

I need to file my taxes this week.

Gotta head to the gym tomorrow pre-work. Is it worth it? Let me wizzork it...

May 25th needs to be here NOW. Galavanting? Uh yes.

Goin' AGAPE! Get it? Maybe not.

I just finished putting together the last of my notes for tomorrow's mid-term. JOY! I really hope I retain all this information. :-\.

I'm going to head upstairs and study a bit more before I drift off to a lovely 4 hours of sleep. YESSS!

Me and Baby K

I'm seriously devoting tomorrow as a full-on study-gasm day. We'll see how that plan works out, shall we?

This ticks me off. I really don't care about some chick writing all these "bad girl" guides. I just find it extremely irritating for some reason. "Yea, I have decided to be a bad girl, so I better get all the books to tell me how to do it just right!" PLEASE! Its like this: either you're a badass or you're not...get over it and keep your day job.

SNL was excellent. "SILENT BUT DEADLY!" Too much. :)

Talked to Kyle for almost two hours this evening, so that was fun. I haven't seen him since this fall. I most likely won't see him again until sometime next year, if our Nevada plan works out. TOO FREAKING LONG!

Yea, so....dad definitely THREW my start-up cds AWAY for my HP. So I have to call them and get another set. JOY. Until then, my laptop is as good as a paperweight. NICE.

Ah well. SO Sunday is indeed upon us. YAY. I hate Sundays. I remember watching Lois and Clark with Dean Cain and Terry Hatcher every Sunday night, and DREADING having to start school again for the week. YAY FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL! Not cool.


Coolest Dude Alive

Silence is Golden

Friday = not too shabby. Aunt Shirley is staying with us, so that is MOST EXCELLENT! Btw, sometimes you just NEED Vietnamese chicken soup. To DIE for, people.

Didn't get to the gym today...NOT COOL. Oh well...I can just double-up this weekend. No big whoop.

Contacted HP and found out what I need to do to get my laptop a blazin' once again. That should be up and running by tomorrow evening if all goes as planned. HA.

Eli somehow got me hooked on his latest snowboarding X-BOX game. I am indeed a douche.

Dad came home with 2 dozen pale pink roses for my mom, and she about had a heart attack. What is it with chicks and flowers? I will fully admit I am under the same spell as the rest of my "sisters." Flowers = SCORE! Dad just earned like 10 points on the brownie scale. Nice! Hmmm...I wonder if we can make some kind of analogy here for the guys:

Flowers : women (as)
Steak : men

Would that be correct? Hmmm...I think I may score an "A" in gender studies...

In case you missed it...

In case any of you missed the Bush press conference, you can find the entire transcript here.

Nice

According to the U.S. Central Command, Saddam has ordered U.K. as well as U.S. military uniforms. The reason? Check it out right here.

No you DI'INT, Bonifa!

I am in a most unpleasant mood this evening, and I am not too sure why. Yes, there have been several factors contributing to such a shitty mood, but I shall bring us back to 1998 by blaming it entirely on EL NINO!

What I would give to be on the beach right now with the delicious sounds of the ocean and the sand between my toes...

But then again, I have my health, right? <---lame attempt to be optimistic. I'm not sorry.

Walter is NOT coming to the Y this summer! His uni completely screwed him over, so he has to take classes the summer semester. UNPLEASANT-NESS AT WORK! Not cool. My heart goes out to you, Walter, for being screwed over royally.

Lovely

So I am on the DELL right now because my laptop is NOT in working order. It starts up fine, but then it freezes on the blue WINDOWS XP page. GREAT. I have NO idea how to fix this, so I guess I'll be calling the tech support trolls at HP tonight/tomorrow. YAY. I cannot function without my notebook! I guess I pissed off someone, somewhere. Hmm...maybe its because I downloaded "ZOOLANDER." The gods are definitely not smiling on me today.

Well, its happened, people. I cleaned my room. Like NOTHING UNDER THE BED clean. Rock on. Too bad I won't be able to LIVE in there for the next few days, but oh well. I suppose I'll go sleep in the Target parking lot...

Question of the Evening:

What if we ranked the value of people based on the circumstances of their conception?

Disturbing

I LOVE to see that our county is spending over $20,000 in order to reclocate an endangered mouse for developmental reasons when we have a severely under-funded crisis center. Ninety-nine women and children were turned away from the domestic violence facility for sheer lack of space this past year. This makes me ill.

On a lighter note, Tuesday wasn't too bad. I caught Matt's show in the late morning, did some research for my psych project, and went to the gym in the late afternoon. A nice day all-around. I just finished the last bit of homework for the day, and I am more than ready for bed. YEE HAW.

Aunt Shirley is coming Thursday, so I must make preparations for her to stay in my room. This basically means that I put all my clothes in boxes and leave them in the garage until we move this spring. I need to get rid of tons of my stuff. Seriously.

ANYWHO...I have a few mid-term reviews tomorrow, so I should be a bit conscious for class tomorrow. This means that I should aim for at LEAST 4 hours of sleep tonight, which I think I can manage if I go to bed reeeeaaally soon. :) Ah well. I'm all talk.

Songs for the Eve

BeeGees- I Started a Joke
John Mayer- (Police's) Message in a Bottle
Simon and Garfunkel- Bridge Over Troubled Water
Rolling Stones- Beast of Burden
Sheryl Crow- Safe and Sound
Nico- My Funny Valentine
Third Eye Blind- Jumper
Jimi Hendrix- Purple Haze

From Moby's mouth to Andrea's ears...kinda

"then saturday i went with my friends johan and lina to see morris day and the time. which, needless to say, made me feel like i was living in the end of 'jay and silent bob strike back'. and needless to say, 'jay and silent bob strike back' is one of the finest movies ever made.
morris day and the time were great. especially the comedy. and the 'bird' dance. to put it in old, jaded show-biz terms; they have a good schtick."

I would KILL to go see the TIME! MY jungle love! YEA! O-E-O-E-O!

Drop it like its HOT

Just got off the phone with Craig. Cool dude.

I suppose I should go to bed right now, considering I have to wake up in a few hours. NICE.

OOOO! Talked to Nate tonight! I AM CRACKING! It was sooo good to talk to him again. Awww....I miss the troll. Good times gonna come this summer...FO SHIZZLE! I love the people that you can just be yourself with.

Had a good chat with Matt today! YAY!

I should be starting my job next week, if all goes as planned! YAY for money. I just need more of it.

I can just feel my fallopian tubes freezing up...

The Wallflowers are just great. UH...Jakob Dylan? YES! I'm listening to their version of "I Started a Joke." I think it was on the ZOOLANDER soundtrack. I AM CRACKING.

OOOO! Talked to Matt yesterday afternoon when he should have been long-gone in sleepland. My apologies!

The Sandlot is arguably the best kid movie ever. End of story. YOU'RE KILLING ME, SMALLS!!

I also had a great chat with Shawn last night! SKOOOOAL! We basically just talked about our extreme anticipation for this summer's shenanigans. ROAD TRIP!

Downloading some String Cheese Incident! YEE HAW, people.

I need more frisbee in MAH LIFE!

My brother is actually buying this cologne called "PIMP." Why do I respect this?

Luke Wilson

Aghh! Another WHACKY dream last night. This time I was reunited with Melissa, and her brother WAS LUKE WILSON! NICE. For some reason we were all in a Winnebago, and Jordan Roe was hanging out in the back. So we're driving in the mountains, right? AND WE STOP in the middle of the road, right after a tight turn. So we get out of the vehicle, and cars start FLYING off the side of the mountain in order to avoid crashing into the Winnebago.

Fine Young Cannibals- She Drives Me Crazy. I AM CRACKING.

TONIGHT!

PEOPLE! The Michael Essany show is premiering on E tonight at 10:30 pm! BADASS! This dude is my own personal hero. Very cool. He started this talk show in his home when he was 14 years old. If you want more info on Michael and his new show, be sure to hit the E Online website. Cold rockin.

Awww...

Race you to the top of the morning...

Last night I had some whacky dreams, people. Of what I can remember, they involved gladiators, pirates, and a bunch of people from high school. Remind me never to have cherry preserves on toast before going to bed. Or talk to Levi online. Bah!

I also renewed my ALS domain today, so that's a good thing. Especially when it was going to expire on Monday. Ahem. :)

I love Mandy Patinkin's voice. Yea, so I am definitely listening to "Race You to the Top of the Morning." Top stuff. YAY for Secret Garden.

That was a great show to be in, but a majorly shitty time in life. YAY!

I need to call Shawn.