You know I'm training to be a cage fighter

I barely made it home. Definitely hallucinated on the way home and prayed mucho amounts. I've consumed 3 of those Monster energy drinks since 8:45pm of last night.
Allison's place is tight. Porch = scary. Underground parking spot = GOLDEN.
My neck is killing me. WHY AM I NOT SLEEPING?
I need a new bed ASAP. I broke part of mine about a month ago, and I have yet to fix it. OY. I'm just NOT caring enough. My feet are at a lower elevation than my head. Its really not that bad, actually.
I don't know what I am typing.
I am sitting here in the cold basement blogging and searching for jobs at 3am when I need to wake up in 3 hours. It really doesn't get any better than this, people.
DONE.